Fright Free: 10 Least Scary Horror Movies

[Grendel]

This time of year always gives rise to such lists. This one was compiled by some collective of trained chimps chained to keyboards at Yahoo! central:

10. The Happening
9. The Wicker Man (2006)
8. Pulse (U.S., 2006)
7. House of the Dead
6. Cursed
5. Thinner
4. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
3. Jaws IV: The Revenge
2. Troll II
1. Plan 9 From Outer Space

Additions, omissions, corrections?

[Luris Blear]

Halloween 3 was kind of creepy when the masks did their things to those kids.

I would swap that one out with The Changeling or Bride of Chucky since we're going mainstream.

[skybrick]

I think its a shit list all together. Why would you put an oldie as #1, I mean of course there not going to be creepy to the general public. I have not seen Plan 9 yet but I should. Halloween 3 and Thinner being on the list gets on my nerves a little bit because I really like those movies. I think a guy pulled 10 horror movies out of a bucket and slapped them on a list.

[3/6]

the opening scene in jaws 4 was, well i woouldnt say creepy..but it would suck to have happen to you lol...and plus its about a shark..so i dont think that should be on the list..maybe the halloween remake or something

i always thought thinner was kinda creepy too, havent seen that in a loooong time so i dunno

i agree with Sky..plan 9 is to old to be there..

[Necromancer]

I'll admit that none of those on the list are scary.....that's for sure. I don't think Thinner should be on the list though. Although the story is written by Stephen King, and is in the horror genre I feel that it's intention was to relate a tale of someone's misfortunes rather than scare anyone.

[slimeisacharacter]

Not a comment on this list specifically, buy I have lost faith in yahoo's lists some time ago. *shrug*

[Grendel]

Halloween 3 was kind of creepy when the masks did their things to those kids.

I would swap that one out with The Changeling or Bride of Chucky since we're going mainstream.

Good add on B of C...

[Get Some]

plan 9 was voted one of the worst movies ever...i think troll 2 sould be number 1, its has worse acting then a 1st grade play which makes it a comedy in my eyes

[Tarantino]

I can't see why Troll 2 is even on that list, I think it's pretty evident that they gave up trying to make a movie ten minutes into it. It's definitely my favorite bad movie. All the movies on the list are shit, but it's such a poorly conceived list... the article doesn't even offer reasons or explanations.

[KING]

Well they're definitely not scary, i'll give them that..

[koolmike]

I've always been a fan of Halloween III and Thinner. I'd remove those 2 and add Dark Water and The Grudge.

[QueenofHorror]

House of the Dead should be #1. One of the worst films of all time.

[Darkgod]

Halloween 3 as a stand alone film is good, people just get angry that Meyers isn't in it. Look at it by it self and its a better film then the following films, and on par with part 2.

[JeNnYFuR]

IMO, Boogeyman should be on that list....what an over-rated over-advertised waste of a movie that was.

[RustedChainsaw]

Actually, I found "Thinner" sorta creepy when I saw it as a kid. The final line especially stuck with me.

[Max Power]

Troll 2 owns.

[Darkgod]

no it doesnt

[strtfghtr]

that whole list sucked...everyone finds movies they dislike and dump them on any disparaging list.

Halloween 3 is the best example of this, a decent horror flick that gets incredible hate because of no Mike Myers, when that kid gets his face destroyed...creepy.

The begining and end of Jaws 4 definetly had some horror in it.

Why didnt you make a list of movies you dislike instead of movies with no horror?

[AdamAMMP]

Where's the exorcist? Oh yeah that's the scariest movie of all time.:bs:
Piece of shit. Should be number one on that list.

[Max Power]

no it doesnt

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