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    Im goona 'kick' Will Smith's ass!



    Will Smith's Karate Kid Ready for Remake
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    Gina Serpe - Los Angeles (E! Online) – No (karate) kidding, Daniel-san: Nepotism is alive and well in Hollywood .

    A year after Will Smith and his publicist shot down reports that the erstwhile Fresh Prince was working on a remake of Karate Kid starring son Jaden—"certainly not" was the official word—the project is now a go.

    According to Variety, Columbia Pictures is waxing on for a remake of the 1984 classic, reworking it as a star vehicle for Jaden Smith , Will and Jada's 10-year-old progeny and his father's costar in The Pursuit of Happyness .

    So as not to anger too many dojo loyalists, the new film will follow the formula of bullied youth meets eccentric mentor. Lending some Method to the remake madness, Jaden has already been schooled in martial arts.

    The elder Smith is not expected to appear in the film, but will produce. Chris Murphy, the scribe of the original franchise, is writing the new take, which will film in Beijing next year.

    The mentor role has yet to be cast. Pat Morita , who played sensei Mr. Miyagi to Ralph Macchio and, lest we forget, Hilary Swank in the original films, died in 2005.

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    What kind of bullies does a 10 year old fight that requires martial arts training? The role should have gone to someone about 8 years older. Jaden only got this role because of his father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmurdur View Post
    What kind of bullies does a 10 year old fight that requires martial arts training? The role should have gone to someone about 8 years older. Jaden only got this role because of his father.
    I'm sure there will be some kind of subplot of him coming from a rundown neighbourhood with gang violence or some other attempt at urban decay.

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    yea not too happy 'bout this either.

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    Oh fuck no....tell me it is not so.

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    The new karate kid starts out like this:

    Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
    And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

    When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
    Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
    She said You’re learning martial arts from the guy that ran Arnold's on happy days!

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    Gonna suck, don't wanna watch a 10 year old beating up bullies that stole his milk money

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop2 View Post
    The new karate kid starts out like this:

    Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
    And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

    When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
    Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
    She said You’re learning martial arts from the guy that ran Arnold's on happy days!

    :lol2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop2 View Post
    The new karate kid starts out like this:

    Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
    And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

    When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
    Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
    She said You’re learning martial arts from the guy that ran Arnold's on happy days!


    :lol2: ......omg I like laughed for 10 mins...damn you made my day.

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    Never really liked WS as an actor. FPOBA was an OK show, but ever since he hit the big screen I've liked him less and less. I Am Legend sealed it...I can't stand him. This project makes me want to kick his ass too.

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