Twilight

[Wax Zombie]

First of all wait for this movie to come out on dvd. Because when I went to see this movie with my mom. There were lots of annoying teenage fan girls screaming in the movie. Everyone was telling them to shut the hell up. Either way the movie was alright. If you read the book of it then you might enjoy it.

6/10

[BooBerry]

Did you expect a bunch of macho frat boys to be filling the thearers haha? I liked it, but yeah, I think a lot of people won't enjoy it too much unless they dug the book(s).

[grlxx]

I REALLY enjoyed this! Being a huge fan of the books, i appreciated the movie and really felt that the characters were brought to life :cooldude:

[Wax Zombie]

I enjoy some parts.

[Galerian]

Looks like a pretty cool flick for what it is. I'll check it out when it hits dvd.

[FrighT MasteR]

What are you doing going to the movies with your mom still

[Wax Zombie]

Because my mother wanted to go see it.

[FrighT MasteR]

[steelba]

What are you doing going to the movies with your mom still

[Max Power]

Sorry, I refuse to watch a vampire movie that is often referred to as "cute".

Vampires should be one of these two things:
1.) Lustful, sexy nymphomaniacs screwing everything in sight...then killing it
2.) Ugly as all fuck and killing everything in sight...then fucking it

And NOT:
1.) Cute and adorable hugging everything in sight...then cuddling with it

Seriously, fuck Twilight. Fuck it in its 14 year old goth girl's ass.

Quote me on this:
"Twilight is going to single-handedly ruin horror as we know it...well, more."

[BooBerry]

Seems to have a mix of Buffy and the Southern Vamp novels (the books True Blood is based on), but I have only read the first book and seen the movie.

And I think anyone who wouldn't go to the movies with their own mom is a pussy :movies:. My Nana too, she's great to have around when teenagers are talking in the movie because she goes up to them and tells them to "shut yer damn mouths or get the hell out."

[steelba]

And I think anyone who wouldn't go to the movies with their own mom is a pussy

Says the guy who sucks dicks for kicks, and takes it up the rear :mhehe:

[BooBerry]

I do say :nod:.

[Knight]

Couldn't pay me enough to watch this tripe.

[xxsic4slipknotxx]

I'm really not interested in seeing this.

[cmurdur]

Vampire

Wussy vampire

[MEITTI]

cmurdur, awesome post.

Want to know what the Twilight book is about? Its this:

"Ooh Bella I love you so much but I'm dangerous!"
"But I love YOU so much silly, that I don't care"
"But I love YOU so much, that I have to stalk you endlessly, though establish it to you many times that I'm dangerous to you!"
"But I love YOU so much, that I don't care"

And so on and on and on and on.

Thats it. I mean thats the plot of the book. 2/3 of the book is that! So I really agree with the movie review here, that it's the source material which hurts the movie most. Twilight the book shouldve rotted there with the rest of badly written romance fantasies in fanfiction.net.

Heres my list of completely crazy parts from the book:

1. Vampires don't die from sunlight. They sparkle. Thats right, they sparkle.

2.Edward keeps saying he's dangerous for Bella, yet he also keeps stalking her in very creepy ways.

3. in a sequel called Breaking Dawn, their born daughter has a relationship with Bella's ex. WHEN SHE IS STILL JUST A BABY! that kind of pervert pedophilia is just....insane! And it's explained by the baby having psychic powers and the ability to talk right into people's minds. Thats right.

4. In the first 3 books it was established vampires can't have children. But later on they get one from kissing. KISSING?! wth?!

5. The 5th installment was leaked a bit on the internet, and it's kill-crazy author decided to not publish the 5th book at all because of it. Childish much?

6. Twilight's fandom is absolutely terrible. I know people who are too scared to admit they liked the movie/book because they are afraid people would think they are like the insane teenagers in twilightmoms.com. This is a typical twilight fan:



So yeah, those were my closing comments. I'm going to rent the movie though, given this site's review did give me some insights of how it would be watchable, though its source material is a horrible sin for the whole idea of literature.

[BooBerry]

Glad I don't care about book spoilers as much as I do about movie spoilers Meitti . . . you douche. :thumbsdown:

[woodenheart]

AWWW....The Twight Vamp is hot though!
Sparkling deaths......I like sparkle.

[BooBerry]

Sexy vampire