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    Worst Horror movie ever!

    Its called Blood Freak i have on vhs i havent seen it forever and kinda forgot about it. Anyways i was watching tv just searching through the guide and it was on Turner Classics at like 1am so i watched most of it, i forgot how stupid this movie is just horrible acting worst ive ever seen. Especially the 2 lab guys on the poultry farm wow talk about pathetic. Anyways im wondering whats ur guys take on this movie.

    Thanks the one behind the mask

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    I've seen it and enjoy showing it to friends, who think they've seen the worst films out there. As bad as it is, it's still very entertaining, for all the wrong reasons.


    This is definitely one of the most poorly made films out there. There's a few stories out there about the making of this film: It was funded by a church group to make an anti drug film, after seeing some of the gore investors pulled out. The filmmakers had to finish the film on 8mm.

    Also the directors started out making stag films and soft core porn. On the Something Weird Video release the extras include a Pro Nudist colony film by the director (the narrator who hacks on his cigarette.)

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    The worst horror movie ever?

    Ever hear of The Blair Witch Project?

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    What a sham Blair Witch was
    I beleive we have some BWP fans here at UHM

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    I dont think you will find any of the truely bad films broadcast on tv anywhere.
    So,I would have to say anything JR Bookwalter is associated with would lead the way for truly bad.

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    Is Blood Freak the one where that mutant guy is chasing some chick through a subway and underground lab?

    If so I saw some of it on Monsters HD a while ago...not nearly the worst horror film ever.

    Blair Witch gets a lot of heat and while it is not good, it isn't totally atrocious.

    The problame with REALLY bad movies is sometimes they are so bad, they are good (like Plan 9), then there are ones that are so bad...they are bad (like Zombie Lake)

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    Flesh Eater was a bad horror movie.

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    BWP owns
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    you guys have prob never seen Bloodbeat, The Item or Last Slumber Party

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    Obviously you haven't seen Ice From the Sun otherwise you wouldn't call Bloodfreak the worst film

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    Like, so many people out there were trying to track this down. And it just...got delivered on a tweet. What the hell.

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    Zombie Bloodbath 2 is by far the worst p0s ever to grace the earth.

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    Truly all the movies listed thus far are the epitome of shitty cinema... but I have one that utterly and completely vanquishes them all...

    A Night To Dismember is the worst made movie ever... Bar None!

    A movie that makes Zombie Bloodbath look like Oscar-Calibur fare...

    A shittier movie has NEVER been made...

    Hell, it even makes Truth or Dare look watchable in comparison...

    A Night To Dismember is quite simply a fucking AWFUL movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmike View Post
    The worst horror movie ever?

    Ever hear of The Blair Witch Project?
    My thoughts exactly.

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    Why put off until tomorrow to what can be avoided all together.

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    The dialogue in that movie is horrible. I remember this scene where something happened, and the main guy was like "holy shit", but he said it in the most upbeat manner. It was so bad.

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    Truth or Dare isn't that bad imo, i've seen much worse.

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