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    Wishmaster... So funny

    I just watched Wishmaster last night and I was laughing so hard at the damn Djinn. This guy can't do anything unless someone asks him to do it.

    If you were to spend a day walking up to total strangers and asking them to wish for something, I bet your face will smell like pepper spray.

    There's a part where he asks Tony Todd if he wants anything and Todd replies "I want you to leave" and watches the Djinn awkwardly shuffle away. Hilarious, he has got to be the least frightening villain since Gargamel.

    The guy who wrote it (Peter Atkins) has written all the Hellraiser's since Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 and you can see the influence in the way the script is fleshed out. The Wishmaster is just a cheap knockoff of Pinhead, all his shtick ends with very cenobite-like deaths with piano wires wrapped around body parts and people turning into various snake like creatures.

    So bad I need to to watch the rest of the series 5/10

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    Oh I think you'll equally enjoy the second one especially the scene with the lawyer. I won't spoil it, but it is priceless.

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    Yep fun great movies.....the lawyer..

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    I kinda liked the first but it wasn't in any way a great film. Saw pt 2 but never bothered with the rest.

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    Wishmaster was the 1st movie I was in the new theatre here... Haven't seen it since, gonna have to check it out again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IKickAssForTheLord View Post
    Wishmaster was the 1st movie I was in the new theatre here... Haven't seen it since, gonna have to check it out again.
    whishmaster had a theatre release??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3 "Tbagz" 6 View Post
    whishmaster had a theatre release??

    yeah dude, I caught it in the theater as well.

    It's a pretty fun movie...but the whole premise is beyond retarded. I mean c'mon, he only has powers if somebody makes a wish?

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    yeah I saw it in the theatres with a gang of friendz. a p0s theatre at that

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    you were a younglin 3/6 maybe thats why! :cooldude:

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    I actually quite enjoy the Wishmaster series.

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    It's a decent film to watch on a boring day.

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    I caught this in theaters too. Thinking back I wonder how it got to the big screen. Must've been a slow year

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    they attached wes cravens name to it, and that scream shit was still big...

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    Wishmaster is cool schlocky fun...and that's about it.

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    It would have been more respectable without that ending.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelba View Post
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    Yeah I agree, the endings are too corny.

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    I enjoyed the first one....after that it was just shit after shit.

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