+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 5 12345 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 92



  1. #1
    Diz mutha F'er got banned!
    This user has no status.
     

    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-22-2010

    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Member #
    14362
    Location
    On the neighboring planet across from Nebula M-Spacehunter.
    Age
    34
    Posts
    2,192
    Threads
    51
    My Mood
    Fine
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Absolute WORST Movie You've Ever Seen. EVER!

    This can be either horror or non-horror. For me, it was "Manos: The Hands of Fate". The only thing redeemable of this floundering piece of cinematic incompitence was the ending, which showed it had more balls to it than most other horror films at the time, but not even that saves it. 2/10.

    The Howling: New Moon Rising comes a close second.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  2. #2
    Rotting Zealot
    MidnightMovieGuy
     
    BooBerry's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    06-18-2015

    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Member #
    10328
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Age
    38
    Posts
    4,545
    Threads
    169
    My Mood
    Busy
    Follow BooBerry On Twitter Add BooBerry on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 41
    Given: 0
    So many are made it's ridiculous. Gingerdead Man. Bloody Murder. Lep Back 2 tha Hood.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Last Flick Seen: WolfCop - 5/10 The Quiet Ones - 2/10 Starry Eyes - 6/10
    Midnight Movie Gay - http://midnightmoviegay.wordpress.com
    Instagram: MidnightMovieGay

  3. #3
    Hello?
    hi guys
     
    Get Some's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    04-22-2016

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Member #
    10501
    Location
    Ludlow
    Age
    35
    Posts
    5,900
    Threads
    138
    My Mood
    Doh
    Add Get Some on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 35
    Given: 5
    bloody murder is bad.....R rated version of murder set pieces...august underground

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!


    RIP JJ


    Horror Character Draft Winners
    1-IKickAssFortheLord
    2-2011 Darkgod

    Non Horror Character Draft Winners
    1-Shreds of Flesh
    2-2011 Woodenheart

    TV Character Draft Winners
    1-Mudvayne_Eternal

    My little DVD collection- http://getsome.dvdaf.com/owned

  4. #4
    UHM's #1 Killer
    Half of life is fucking up,
    the other half is dealing with
    it.
     
    KING's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    11-25-2023

    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Member #
    10079
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    12,058
    Threads
    34
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 2
    Given: 0
    IT :finger3:

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    "(Insanity) is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshiped.
    Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man." Philip K. Dick The Man in the High Castle (1962)

  5. #5
    Rotting Zealot
    bears, beets, battlestar
    galactica
     
    choptop2's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    02-13-2021

    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Member #
    268
    Location
    Flo Rida
    Age
    39
    Posts
    2,562
    Threads
    4
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 34
    Given: 40
    If we're gonna go with low budget pure inept drive in fare: Blood Freak. If we are going Major studio produced blockbuster: Eagle Eye.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  6. #6
    Insane Membrane
    crusing.
     
    da Gay's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    02-10-2021

    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Member #
    49
    Location
    California
    Age
    34
    Posts
    820
    Threads
    67
    My Mood
    Brooding
    Follow da Gay On Twitter Add da Gay on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 12
    Given: 0
    Horror: House of the Dead
    Non-Horror: Baby Geniuses

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Wants to be a
    CRIMINAL

  7. #7
    80's Horror fan
    This user has no status.
     
    Joker's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    5 Days Ago

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Member #
    4283
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    2,412
    Threads
    29
    My Mood
    Cheeky
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 5
    Given: 11
    Non Horor - Burn After Reading

    Horror - Silent Night, Deadly Night 4

    Super low budget - The Weirdo or Humanoids from Atlantis.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    "You screw my wife,I screwdrive your head"

  8. #8
    loves REAL VAMPIRES not SHINY ONES
    happy finals are over lets
    hope i pass
     
    Miss Lillith's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    12-19-2010

    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Member #
    14572
    Location
    Texas
    Age
    34
    Posts
    362
    Threads
    0
    My Mood
    Sleepy
    Add Miss Lillith on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0
    The Unborn

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  9. #9
    Thrash or Die
    This user has no status.
     
    Rust In Peace's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    02-23-2013

    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Member #
    11791
    Location
    Federal Way, Washington
    Posts
    2,078
    Threads
    30
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0
    Horror - The Village

    Non-Horror - Battlefield Earth

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Killing Is My Busines... And Business Is Good!


  10. #10
    Master of Brutality
    Back at it again.
     
    UzumakiW's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    10-10-2020

    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Member #
    5296
    Location
    Killifornia
    Age
    33
    Posts
    2,391
    Threads
    17
    My Mood
    Sneaky
    Add UzumakiW on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 152
    Given: 75
    Gamer IDs

    PSN ID UzumakiW Steam ID UzumakiW
    Bones

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    "We all go a little mad sometimes"

  11. #11
    Rotting Member
    This user has no status.
     

    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    03-04-2010

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Member #
    6847
    Location
    Athens
    Age
    45
    Posts
    223
    Threads
    4
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0
    Solaris

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  12. #12
    Zombiefied Zealot
    The Ancient One
     

    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    11-18-2023

    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Member #
    2567
    Location
    Upstate New York
    Age
    67
    Posts
    5,322
    Threads
    13
    My Mood
    Amused
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 286
    Given: 328
    Only one movie sticks out in my head when someone asks what the worst one seen is.


    Ice From the Sun

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Like, so many people out there were trying to track this down. And it just...got delivered on a tweet. What the hell.

    "The individual's rights will be protected only so long as they don't conflict with the state."






    “Watch your thoughts, they become words;
    watch your words, they become actions;
    watch your actions, they become habits;
    watch your habits, they become character;
    watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

  13. #13
    Have drums will travel
    You're a ship out to sea and I
    am a storm cloud forming...
     
    Lemmywinks's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    03-02-2015

    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Member #
    828
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Age
    45
    Posts
    6,066
    Threads
    29
    My Mood
    Amused
    Add Lemmywinks on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 1
    Gamer IDs

    Gamertag Zakzombiekiller
    Quote Originally Posted by Titanosaurus View Post
    This can be either horror or non-horror. For me, it was "Manos: The Hands of Fate". The only thing redeemable of this floundering piece of cinematic incompitence was the ending, which showed it had more balls to it than most other horror films at the time, but not even that saves it. 2/10.

    The Howling: New Moon Rising comes a close second.
    Now I know you like MST3K. Did you somehow sit through Manos without the aid Of Joel,Crow and Tom Servo? Whats really funny is manos is spanish for hands so we watched Hands: The Hands of Fate.

    Well for me horror-Blair Witch Project

    Non horror I don't know where to start.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Why put off until tomorrow to what can be avoided all together.

    Being the best shite in the toilet doesn't mean anything other than you're still shite.....-Dexter

  14. #14
    UHM Emissary
    The world spreads it's legs
    for another fucking star..
     
    deadcellsociety's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    06-27-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Member #
    14171
    Location
    norwich,england
    Posts
    1,922
    Threads
    45
    My Mood
    Dead
    Follow deadcellsociety On Twitter Add deadcellsociety on Facebook
    Visit deadcellsociety's Youtube Channel
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 38
    Given: 167
    OUTPOST was so dire i would have had more fun fellating the corpse of a rabbit....
    I would just like to point out i do not mean this literally and that i think bestiality is WRONG! all kinds of Wrong....

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  15. #15
    Rotting Member
    This user has no status.
     

    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    03-04-2010

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Member #
    6847
    Location
    Athens
    Age
    45
    Posts
    223
    Threads
    4
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0
    I also remembered ... Southland Tales

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  16. #16
    The devil made me do it
    This user has no status.
     
    txjeff07's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    01-03-2010

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Member #
    13194
    Location
    Haltom City, Tx.
    Posts
    739
    Threads
    10
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0
    Feast 2 and 3

    Both were complete disasters

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin Mark Twain shit.
    Cause its definitely gettin chiseled on your tombstone. ~Otis B. Driftwood~

  17. #17
    Call me STRT or Street
    If someone asks if you are a
    god you say YES
     
    strtfghtr's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    1 Week Ago

    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Member #
    13259
    Location
    Bungleville, CT
    Age
    41
    Posts
    10,977
    Threads
    219
    My Mood
    Pensive
    Follow strtfghtr On Twitter
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 727
    Given: 363
    Gamer IDs

    PSN ID EataFat1 Steam ID strtfghtr Wii Code something...
    Blockbuster: Miami Vice...I went in drunk, fell asleep and after a 45 min nap I woke up and asked my brother what I missed...he said nothing and he was right I completely knew what was going on and was disgusted.

    Other: tough to say because I watch a lot of bad movies...The Mailman was pretty effing aweful. The first Dark Harvest blew chunks as well.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    All You Need is Blood - The Official UHM Horror Podcast

    https://soundcloud.com/allyouneedisblood

  18. #18
    UHM's Horror DVD Informant
    UHM's Biggest Fuck Up.
     
    xxsic4slipknotxx's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    03-02-2022

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Member #
    9550
    Location
    Southeastern PA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    13,961
    Threads
    162
    My Mood
    Cheerful
    Follow xxsic4slipknotxx On Twitter Add xxsic4slipknotxx on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 4
    Given: 3
    Horror: Darkness Falls
    Non-Horror: Chairman Of The Board

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!


    "In Heaven, Everything is Fine" ~ Eraserhead



    ~ Let The Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in)

    My Collection!

    Be My Netflix Friend:
    http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/P9vLvHRtq4eIQLWoXbtg

  19. #19
    Diz mutha F'er got banned!
    This user has no status.
     

    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-22-2010

    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Member #
    14362
    Location
    On the neighboring planet across from Nebula M-Spacehunter.
    Age
    34
    Posts
    2,192
    Threads
    51
    My Mood
    Fine
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0
    [QUOTE=Lemmywinks;795600]Now I know you like MST3K. Did you somehow sit through Manos without the aid Of Joel,Crow and Tom Servo? Whats really funny is manos is spanish for hands so we watched Hands: The Hands of Fate./QUOTE]


    Actually yes. A friend of the family got it for us for some stupid reason. He got another movie off eBay just for my brother and mom, but oh fuckin A no when it comes to me not only is it something I already have, IT'S A STUPID WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING CRAP!!! I don't get what his problem is! But...just to humor him, I watched it without the aid of the MST3K crew, and it indeed was a painful experience.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  20. #20
    Child of the Grave
    The Duke of NY...A#1
     
    koolmike's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online

    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Member #
    16
    Location
    Queens, NY
    Posts
    20,471
    Threads
    848
    My Mood
    Cool
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 310
    Given: 94
    Here's a list that are all tie for 1st being THE WORST:

    Howard The Duck
    The Day The Earth Stood Still (remake)
    Ishtar
    From Justin To Kelly
    Any Given Sunday
    Lambada: The Forbidden Dance
    Stop or my Mom will Shool.
    Son of the Mask
    Catwoman (2004)
    Battlefield Earth
    Gigli
    Zombie Lake
    Zombie Nation

    and last but not least...the biggest crapper of all time:

    The Blair Witch Project

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Last edited by koolmike; 02-19-2009 at 10:17 AM.
    "Wake up sucker, we're thieves and we're bad guys. That's exactly what we are."


+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 5 12345 LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •