Great Artwork, Horrible Movie!

**grlxx** · 03-21-2009

Im gonna add "the evil woods" to that list. I actually grabbed this at wal-mart, needing a last minute movie..only to return it an hour later

the movie is a dirty P.O.S

**choptop2** · 03-21-2009

That poster projects an awesome, trashy movie into your brain, but the actual film is awful.

**Misfit** · 03-21-2009

**It Only Dies If You Do** · 03-22-2009

Sad part is that I actually like this garbage on a level of gross out B-movie fun.

Not a horrible film, but it certainly did not live up to this poster and was an overall dissapointment.

**Dragonmanes** · 03-23-2009

x2 on that one, Black Xmas is really throwaway horror, but I love it, I crack up every time..

**steelba** · 03-23-2009

Deadtime Stories

**It Only Dies If You Do** · 03-23-2009

Originally Posted by Dragonmanes

x2 on that one, Black Xmas is really throwaway horror, but I love it, I crack up every time..

For sure. It reminds me of 80s thoughtless drive-in gorefests, where the only thing more ridiculous than the blood is the plot. Black Xmas is fun in that respect, but can not even look at, can not even begin to touch the original. I don't think it would of been able to do that if it tried, so I suppose making it an obnoxious bloodbath worked in its favor.

**UzumakiW** · 03-23-2009

Piece of crap movie I blind bought. Couldn't even finish it, it was so horrible.

Another crappy blind buy. The statement at the top is so full of shit, too.

**levil666** · 03-23-2009

Originally Posted by slimeisacharacter

You have not earned the right to call me Slimer. :punchout:

:starefreak:
And you have not earned the right to bitch slap me good sir. Right back at you slimey.

**slimeisacharacter** · 03-23-2009

Originally Posted by levil666

:starefreak:
And you have not earned the right to bitch slap me good sir. Right back at you slimey.

That is not a bitch slap, that is a boxing glove on a spring. This is a bitch slap:

You deserve both for calling me slimey so.. :punchout:

Until you earn the right, you can call me mr. slime. Thank you very much.

**levil666** · 03-24-2009

The first post was a bitch slap, after I said word. Well, Mr. Slime... until we meet again.

**STHTFH** · 03-25-2009

Not a GREAT cover but the cover of Zombiez made me wanna watch the movie. I think it's the most misleading cover art I have ever seen in my life. One of the worst movies I have ever seen as well.

**C.H.U.D.** · 03-26-2009

There's really too many movies to list that had great cover art, but misleading cover art. One that comes to mind is Headless Eyes. It even has a scene on the back of the box that actually isn't even in the film itself. A lot of low budget flicks did this back in the day.

BTW, Headless Eyes rocks.

**steelba** · 03-26-2009

yeah I hated that, deceptive VHS covers tricking me into renting them :nono:

**Get Some** · 03-26-2009

really hate this movie with a passion but i dig the cover

**Dragonmanes** · 03-26-2009

did I say Howling 7: New Moon Rising yet? Im lazy and didnt check the last two pages. Anways, most deceitful cover art EVER.

**steelba** · 03-26-2009

everyone hates that one, i've only seen 20 minutes of it

**Sith_dreamer** · 04-06-2009

Originally Posted by Dragonmanes

did I say Howling 7: New Moon Rising yet? Im lazy and didnt check the last two pages. Anways, most deceitful cover art EVER.

There are 7 of these????
Anyway, gotta say alien Raiders. It really wasn't bad, its low budget gave it some charm, but it started quickly and left a lot of unexplained things, plus the ending was predictable.

**levil666** · 04-09-2009

WORST. MOVIE. EVER...

**da Gay** · 04-09-2009

What a fucking badddd movie. I blind bought it cause of what you guys said on here, and the cover art was pretty amazing.

BUT FUCKKKKK.

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