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    Mega Shark vs Giant Octopuss

    Taking the lead from Japanese kaiju eiga -- where you describe the main attraction of the movie in the title -- The Asylum's latest creature feature offers 'em up very big indeed, if the image on the cover is anything to go by.


    Synopsis:

    The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.

    Clearly this film embraces several key elements of the Japanese monster-film tradition: descriptive title, really big beasties and monster punch-ups.
    http://undeadbrainspasm.blogspot.com...t-octopus.html

    Well I'll be damned....a film by Asylum that I'm actully interested. No doubt the the SFX will suck and the acting will be half ass....but still...

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    Sounds cool

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    i am in, i love these kind of movie!

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    Starring Deborah Gibson. I wonder if as in Debbie Gibson the old 80's teen star. And if so she better show boobies.Regardless sounds like a cool flick. I'll be damned it is..
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316933/

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    Two big critters fighting each other and eating people. Sure, I'll give it a once over.

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    I wonder if Debbie will do the soundtrack.

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    One of Debbie's Playboy pics is happily on my wall. :mrpervert:

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    Wait a second this isn't a knock off of a soon to be released Blockbuster.

    I'll stick with Snakes on a Train and Transmorphers.

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    fuck this shit. If it was animatronics and puppets and some practical special effects, this would be a dream come true. But its gonna be sci-fi channel CG shit. I wouldn't wipe my ass with this.

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    F CGI

    Mega Shark!
    Mega Shark!
    Mega Shark!

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    I would put $110 on the Giant Octopus to win.

    +$135 Mega Shark
    -$110 Giant Octopus

    Giant Octopus has ink and eight arms, Mega Shark only has size and a vicious bite. Also would the Giant Octopus be poisonous? Cause that might skew the money line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutter Kane View Post
    I would put $110 on the Giant Octopus to win.

    +$135 Mega Shark
    -$110 Giant Octopus

    Giant Octopus has ink and eight arms, Mega Shark only has size and a vicious bite. Also would the Giant Octopus be poisonous? Cause that might skew the money line.
    The shark may also have a +4 dazzling ram attack, as well as a +7 tail whip. You also have to take into account what each combatant's level of manna is going into battle.

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    Fuck The Asylum, but I'm a sucker for kaiju eiga; so, I may check this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally The Cannibal View Post
    The shark may also have a +4 dazzling ram attack, as well as a +7 tail whip. You also have to take into account what each combatant's level of manna is going into battle.
    Neither could withstand repeated blows from the Sword of Urlacher.

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