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    One Eyed Monster



    In a darkly comic homage to "Alien" and "The Thing", the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part--Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.

    DVD Release Date: April 28th

    Go to: http://oneeyedmonstermovie.com/ for the trailer, images, additional poster art and just about everything else.

    You can enter a contest to win a night out with Ron Jeremy too.

    If you're into that sort of thing.

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    Cant wait for this!!!

    Gonna be cool :mhehe:

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    FrighT already preordered 2.

    He needs a "special use" copy

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    Veronica Hart is in this too

    Friggin' old washed up porn star/dishrag.

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    Yikes....sounds kind of funny though.

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    Why put off until tomorrow to what can be avoided all together.

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    That actually looked better than I thought it would. Neat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BooBerry View Post
    FrighT already preordered 2.

    He needs a "special use" copy
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    If you're actually interested in One Eyed Monster, then I recommend checking out a similar movie made in '96 called They Bite.



    The two movies are so similar I can't help but think that One Eyed Monster is a remake of They Bite. First of all, Ron Jeremy is in both flicks. Second, both movies are about a crew making attempting to make a porno film, but invading aliens put a stop to it when they start killing cast and crew members. The only difference being that it's a woman's vagina that becomes a host to an alien in They Bite instead of a penis.

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    Whoa, just noticed who posted the thread.

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    looks stupid.

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    Did that actually come as a surprise?

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    Ill have to check out They Bite too

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    Not your thing, eh Misfit? Then, for you, might I recommend...



    or...




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    Hahahah.... gross.

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    that poster looks so fucking awful.

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    Yeah it's poorly done, but I still liked it.

    This is what the actual DVD artwork will be. Which I think is actually worse because of how unoriginal and down right dull it is.


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    that's even worse. At least with the other your know what you're getting. See that on a self and just think, Pass.

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