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    Teenage Caveman

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    This movie is pretty good for a low budget flick. The actors actually took their roles seriously and were better than the average nobody's. Recommend y'all check it out its got funny lines, titties, drugs, mutants.

    imdb 3/10, RT 50%

    Very cool. 6/10

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    Where Eagles Dare - Misfits

    They play it in the first 10 minutes.

    Fucking Awesome. I'm reading Larry Clark also wrote and directed Kids which was HUGE when I was in school.

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    The movie was contrived Sci-fi bs, not a horror film, and not good either

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    I remember hearing the movie sucked, and had like a crapload of unnecessary nudity

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrighT MasteR View Post
    I remember hearing the movie sucked, and had like a crapload of unnecessary nudity
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    If by unecessary you mean shitload of titties and mutant drug freaks then yes.

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    I think all the movie had to offer was nudity, if I remember correctly. Either way, F it

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    This movie sucked

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    A bit softcore porn no doubt. I remember first seeing it on Cinemax but although it takes a while to get to the mutants it really isn't that bad. I'm not saying its The Godfather but worth watching.

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    it really is that bad :starefreak:

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelba View Post
    it really is that bad :starefreak:
    What he said.

    Movie isn't even worth having on for background noise while you clean your house.

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    Well I guess the chees stands alone, but IMO it was funny as hell and the bad guy was cool as shit. Can't go wrong with Cocaine and Mutants. You guys would love it if it was subtitled and from Italy.

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    Nice post Mr. Sutter Kane, sir. I may view for a few laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodenheart View Post
    Nice post Mr. Sutter Kane, sir. I may view for a few laughs.
    I just watched it. I found it hilarious and the bad guy is the redeeming quality of the film. The Asian chick cannot act so she yells to overcompensate for her bad acting:lol2: As long as you go into with a few drinks and bong hits and DON'T take it seriously you will have a good time. You can make a drinking game out of this movie because people get slapped left n right in this movie, every time someone gets slapped you take a drink

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    This movie is good for shits and giggles, that's about it. It has some really annoying characters but it's worth checking out just for how stupid/ridiculous it is.

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    this movie sucks I made the mistake of picking it up at a blockbuster B1G1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutter Kane View Post
    Well I guess the chees stands alone, but IMO it was funny as hell and the bad guy was cool as shit. Can't go wrong with Cocaine and Mutants. You guys would love it if it was subtitled and from Italy.
    No we wouldn't because it's trite bullshit :nono:

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    It's just more of Larry Clark working his way around the law and making legal child porn. KIDS was glorified child porn and this was basically the same. It's fifty minutes of teens sitting around and fucking and then the last twenty revolving around horrible special effects and gore. CRAP.

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