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    Nekromantik *SPOILERS*

    Uuuggggghhh. One of the worst underground horror movies ive ever seen if not the worste. Which was very dissappointing because it came so highly recommended. Essentially this film isnt even a horror movie, its a weird german love story between two necrophiliacs. Beyond having a suspense factor of zero, the movie is BOREING! Here is the entire storyline. 1. Guy and girl are necrophiliacs, 2. guy brings home dead body, 3. girl falls in love with dead body and leaves guy, 4. guy kills himself, THE END. Im no spring chicken, after all the underground horror movies ive seen its hard to make me cringe, but the rest of the movie is just filler of scenes you really dont want to see. Oh and dont forget the obvious weird German symbolism that permeates the film as if the filmmakers beleived they were creating some avant garde art film, which comes off as forced and meaningless. The only good scene in the movie, and the only scene that really relates to horror at all is at the end when the deutch-bag finally kills himself, and even so, the scene looks fake as hell. I cannot for the life of me understand why someone would recommend this film. Its not edgy, or innovative, or provocative, its just a slow, boreing, weird, german film. I cant even bring myself to give it one star.

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    What are some of your favorite films? Cause you clearly should stay away from artsy underground.

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    You have to put a *SPOILERS* warning in your post and heading when you give away everything you n00b :finger3:

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    I've always liked this movie despite the subject matter involved.

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    Waste....

    Movie was awesome.

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    This movie was greatness..wow, the music the fantastic. There's so much more to be had than just corpse-fucking. It's a great metaphor for lost love and for how loneliness can drive a man to the brink of sanity. It's so bloodly artistic. Nekromantik lives up to its reputation as a groundbreaking classic of the modern horror film.

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    God I really hate reading posts from inept-retards who like to pretend they know what they are talking about, when they clearly do not.

    By the way, the word is 'boring' not 'boreing' asshole.

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    Didn't do anything for me. Painful to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataclysm vol.2 View Post
    God I really hate reading posts from inept-retards who like to pretend they know what they are talking about, when they clearly do not.

    By the way, the word is 'boring' not 'boreing' asshole.
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    Movie was a shitheap packed with poor performances, shoddy FX, and an unbelievable storyline. Doesn't come anywhere near Aftermath..

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    i am a "noob" to this site, didnt know about the spoiler thing but will definately include it from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataclysm vol.2 View Post
    God I really hate reading posts from inept-retards who like to pretend they know what they are talking about, when they clearly do not.

    By the way, the word is 'boring' not 'boreing' asshole.

    By the way, i never claimed to be an expert or even a good speller, my problems with this film are perfectly valid, and the fact that you actually think this jumble of pseudo-intellectual german crap is good, makes you the asshole. Thanks for the comment though. Maybe next time you could try argueing a point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelba View Post
    Movie was a shitheap packed with poor performances, shoddy FX, and an unbelievable storyline. Doesn't come anywhere near Aftermath..
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    Great film.. by far from being the worst of all time, you probably haven't seen too many UG films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loves2Spooge View Post
    By the way, i never claimed to be an expert or even a good speller, my problems with this film are perfectly valid, and the fact that you actually think this jumble of pseudo-intellectual german crap is good, makes you the asshole. Thanks for the comment though. Maybe next time you could try argueing a point.
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    You're going to call me an asshole over something I never said? Priceless.

    Let's take a look at my post and see where I said, "Nekromantik is a good pseudo-intellectual German movie." Or anything along those lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by cataclysm vol.2 View Post
    God I really hate reading posts from inept-retards who like to pretend they know what they are talking about, when they clearly do not.

    By the way, the word is 'boring' not 'boreing' asshole.
    Oh look at that, no where to be found. All I did was call you a retard and an asshole since, well, your post indicated to me that's what you are. I have no desire to argue any point with you since I opted to have a much more insightful conversation with a brick wall. Atleast I can count on those bricks to be able to know how to spell an easy word like, boring.

    Thank you and good night.

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    Apparently liking a film also makes someone an asshole

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