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    Jaws is a slasher movie..

    Hear me out. We all know the standard slasher movie formula, the opening kill to set the tone, the set up and introduction of characters, the build up where everyone realizes something is out to get them, and the final climactic battle where the killer dies. Even the locals who dont think anything is wrong. Oh and dont forget the sequels.

    Jaws follows all these rules to a tee. Especially where the shark is unseen until halfway through the movie. This makes Jaws a slasher movie. The shark is silent and has no other motive then nature, just like Michael Myers, Powerful like Jason, and clever like Freddy. To be honest, Jaws scares me 10 times more then any other horror movie. Still does to this day.

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    Red face

    And while Im at it, Alien, is a slasher movie too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redtornado View Post
    Hear me out. We all know the standard slasher movie formula, the opening kill to set the tone, the set up and introduction of characters, the build up where everyone realizes something is out to get them, and the final climactic battle where the killer dies. Even the locals who dont think anything is wrong. Oh and dont forget the sequels.

    Jaws follows all these rules to a tee. Especially where the shark is unseen until halfway through the movie. This makes Jaws a slasher movie. The shark is silent and has no other motive then nature, just like Michael Myers, Powerful like Jason, and clever like Freddy. To be honest, Jaws scares me 10 times more then any other horror movie. Still does to this day.
    Jaws?? A Slasher?? I think not
    where are the drugs, tits, and of course the CLICHE'S

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    interesting thought

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    No , gotta disagree. It's the genre of the movie that kills the theory , an animal movie is'nt considered slasher in my opinion.......would you consider "Orca" to be a stalker or revenge film in the same reason you think Jaws is a slasher film or every Gater , Squid " anaconda" ect. would be a slasher film or just another thriller. So in reality if a bear is loose in your town and kills 10 people over a period of time , is he a serial killer , or just a wild bear...use your same concept......its a bear just like Jaws is'nt a slasher. Sorry dude.

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    Well in part 4 the Shark wanted Revenge, even though it's a different shark in each film. This shark had a vendetta on the Brody family and followed them bitches down to Florida.

    Slasher?

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodenheart View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop2 View Post
    Well in part 4 the Shark wanted Revenge, even though it's a different shark in each film. This shark had a vendetta on the Brody family and followed them bitches down to Florida.

    Slasher?
    so Orcas a slasher Then ????

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    Why answer a question with a question???

    Is Mr. Orca kicking ass because it takes things too seriously, so it decides to get revenge??

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    Ya his mate and baby get killed ....he follows the boat , not a slasher movie....you've never seen Orca

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    Last edited by HEKTIK15; 07-15-2009 at 10:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HEKTIK15
    ...you've never seen Orca
    And you can't tell when someone is mocking the ridiculous plot of a movie about a fish looking for justice....

    Sure I am missing out, by never having seen Orca.

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop2 View Post
    And you can't tell when someone is mocking the ridiculous plot of a movie about a fish looking for justice....
    These newer members just don't understand your cheekyness.

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    I was refering to your post about jaws 4 "revenge" ..... orca came out a tad before that....and orca's not a fish.... but is a slasher occording to you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmurdur View Post
    These newer members just don't understand your cheekyness.
    Did'nt know it was cheekyness

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    First time my knife touched skin
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    Kept stabbing until everything that I seen was red
    The pillow, the blankets, the walls, and even the bed
    One color dominating everything like contemporary art
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    Then I curled into a ball in the corner of the room
    Feeling like a creep in the light of the moon



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