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    lock it up, steelba.

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    Since Jaws is a slasher that makes Grizzly a slasher as well.




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    Like, so many people out there were trying to track this down. And it just...got delivered on a tweet. What the hell.

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    I dont remember seeing a shark running around in the woods with a chainsaw in that Jaws movie.

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    Are you actually this stupid? Did you think you made the discovery of the year? Is the shark a psychopathic killer who stalks victims? Or is it actually a shark.. an animal.. with instincts.. and hunger?

    Do you class cannibal films as zombie films because it features a person (dead person is still a person) eating another person, or other way around?

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    I think we've well established that this thread is

    Still really amusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.I.N.G View Post
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    Bite me.

    Im just saying Jaws follows the slasher rules very well. Not bad for a movie that pre-dates virtually all other slashers by a good 3 years.

    Just replace shark with serial killer and you have a typical slasher movie. Thats it.

    And how dare you equate Jaws 4 with Orca! Orca is a classic.

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    hey he is right jaws was a slasher movie dont you remember that part where those kids were smoking pot in the woods and the shark walked up and stabbed em with the butcher knife, and then when those other kids were having sex and the shark put a spear threw them both, and then that part where the shark put that chick on the meat hook and skinned her alive. so he is right it is kinda a slasher, plus didnt that shark where a hockey mask or skin mask or something

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    Ahh, I can kinda see it now..


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    Alright Jaws isn't a slasher, only an idiot or a total horror n00b would think it is. Apparently 'animal attack' and 'nature gone wrong' films don't exist
    Now that we've all had a god laugh at Redtornado i'm locking this bs.

    Try not to make such a stupid threads in the future

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