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    Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! (Strippers vs. Zombies)

    (Not to be confused with the Robert Englund movie, Zombie Strippers.)


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    A drug experiment gone wrong produces a league of blood-thirsty zombies. It is up to a small band of exotic dancers trapped in a gentleman's club to fight back. Together they must rely on their wits and skills to survive the night, and pray that they don't become victims of the flesh-eating zombies!

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    Not sure which I was more disappointed by; the lack of comedy or the lack of nudity.

    I passed on Zombie Strippers since it didn't look like it was worth the time, so I can't say which is better of the stripper themed zombie flicks. But Strippers vs. Zombies is definitely not worth the time, by any means. Lots of CGI blood and gore, there are only a few worth-while practical FX used in the movie. Like a zombie taking a chainsaw to the face, but most of the gore was done by computers. So with it being low-budget, it doesn't look good at all. Most of the humor in it is really stupid, and not in a good way. Most of the humor comes from a Pimp character, that is completely annoying and irritating and will make you appreciate the Pimp in Demons that much more.

    Not to mention that the movie takes place in a strip club and most of the survivors are strippers but there are only three girls in the entire flick who get topless, and even then they are very brief scenes.

    Just skip this.

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    The trailers were kinda funny.

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    Sigh..if it's zombie related, I have to watch. Zombie Strippers was hilarious, clearly didn't watch it for the FX or Jenna Jameson's used/abused body. Will give this a try

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    I certainly wasn't expecting top of the line special effects in Strippers vs. Zombies, but I was surprised to see that 90% of the SPFX sequences were computer generated.

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    Zombie Strippers was better, but this was an ok one time watcher. IMO

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    It's sad to say but i actually thought Zombie vs Stripper's turned out to be pretty decent for a low budget zombie film. I will give this other one a rental at least though seem's worth that as much.

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    Liked this film the effects were decent and it was a very funny zombie flick

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    Looks like a bit better quality than that of Zombie Strippers. Really dug the effects, especially the chain saw to the face.

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    Boobage makes me stomach this easier

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    YYYYEAAAHHH!!! haha RIGHT ON..
    this will DEFINITELY be in my collection!

    haha

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    "Them bitches are crack whore zombies"!! That was funny.

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    is it funny? horror? i am not sure.

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    The CGI effects, especially near the end, made my blood boil. The lack of boobies didn't help either. So far it's the worst zombie film I've ever seen, although there are probably way more atrocious ones out there.

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    as in there are crappier zombie flicks out there.

    This grabs me so may get at some point.

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    Right there that explanation makes me not want to see that movie. I understand horror is fake, but I don't believe in a stripper that has wits and survival skills. That's just too unrealistic for me.

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    Zombie Strippers...you get exactly what you think you are going to getwith awesome One on One death scene!!

    I enjoyed the hell out of it...wasn't expecting much. Robert E is funny as hell to me! Which is why I enjoyed 2001 Maniacs


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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishG3nt View Post
    Zombie Strippers...you get exactly what you think you are going to getwith awesome One on One death scene!!

    I enjoyed the hell out of it...wasn't expecting much. Robert E is funny as hell to me!
    Well said!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishG3nt View Post
    Zombie Strippers...you get exactly what you think you are going to getwith awesome One on One death scene!!

    I enjoyed the hell out of it...wasn't expecting much. Robert E is funny as hell to me! Which is why I enjoyed 2001 Maniacs
    This is Zombie vs. Strippers, not Zombie Strippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedNik View Post
    This is Zombie vs. Strippers, not Zombie Strippers.
    I realize this....then people started bringing up Zombie Strippers....I have no desire to see Zombie vs. Strippers

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