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    Bill Zebub

    Time for another "appreciation" thread, and this time it's for the director Bill Zebub, who is a god amongst men.



    Many folks hate and can't stand his films, and for a good reason, they're terrible. Even Zebub himself is aware of this and constantly jokes and comments about how bad his movies are, and even jokes about those who watch and like his movies(Even going so far to say that he makes movies for losers to jerkoff to, in the documentary "S&Man".). There is no denying that it takes a certain kind of viewer to enjoy and appreciate his movies, but really, it's hard to hate a man and his films when he doesn't try to hide their quality or lack there of, and has a good sense of humor about the whole thing.

    He's movies usually fall into two categories: comedy and horror. But really, they are all 100% exploitation flicks because of the amount of nudity and sexuality that's in all of his movies. Weekend shoots of some of the worst acting, with flimsy thrown together stories that are either thought up on the spot during filming, or pieced together in the editing room. Like I said though, the one thing he is always known for is having gobs of nudity in his movies from women who really aren't all that bad looking. Which is what lead him to make the compilations "The Girls of Bill Zebub Movies", since in general conversation people tend to say, "Man his movies are terrible, but damn the women are hot." Or, "I wonder where Bill Zebub gets the women in his movies, cause they're hot."



    Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist (2004)
    A schizophrenic thinks he is Jesus and he wants payback! He crucifies and rapes the wives of his enemies. He films his deeds because he wants to make a new gospel - the Gospel of Blood!



    Kill The Scream Queen (2004)
    A movie maker posts ads on the internet for girls to be in a "snuff" film. It's a great opportunity for girls who have not appeared in any movies yet. This is going straight to DVD, and the "director" promises that the performances are going to be legendary. The actresses assume the real rape, torture and killing will look fake. One by one, the girls who audition do not act on their suspicions. Their desire to get a big break in the industry makes them overlook the obvious signs that something is very wrong…



    Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Into Thin Air (2005)
    This movie was made as an experiment. What makes one thing funny and another thing taboo? Why are some jokes not told in mixed company? Lawsuits have turned your place of employment into a concentration camp. The thought-police are stretching their power beyond the worl environment, and their fake politeness has carried over to the world of entertainment. This movie odffers an alternate route. It has all of the "wrong" things that have been missing from your comedy diet, so you can start developing a strong stomach again. It doesn't get any more incorrect than this!



    The Crucifier (2005)
    A group of friends gather for an LSD party. Many activities are planned, so everyone can get the most out of the drug trip. But something goes wrong. One of them suddenly has a psychotic episode and everyone else becomes a captive. The prisoners are left to ponder their fate. They are far from any outside help. Their desire to be left alone was a tragic mistake. Enter the tale of unimaginable horror as people die in gruesome ways, realizing too late that they should have fought when they had the chance. A madman cannot be reasoned with, not even if he was once your friend!



    Bad Acid (2005)
    If you think it's funny to watch a drunkard, think of the fun you'll have watching someone on acid. This movie follows a doomed character who can't seem to go a day without tripping, venturing into one misadventure after another. Yes, taking acid can make a normal routine, like going to work, seem like an odyssey, complete with monsters (toilet sharks), perils (the sidewalk turning into an inferno), and beautiful maidens. Peter Steele from Type O Negative guest stars in this unusual comedy.

    Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egqr4...layer_embedded



    Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie (2006)
    Follow the hilarious and sexy story of a guy who watches one of those awful movies you get at horror conventions (that are made by fake directors who don't have any training). He gets mad a first, but then decides that he is also going to make a booby flick and sell it for $30 a copy.

    But making one of these movies is not as easy as it looks. Getting girls to be naked is just half the battle! There has never been a spoof about guerilla-film-making done quite like this! Stars Gina Lynn, Kerri Taylor, Luna & George Corpsegrinder.


    Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki7o6...layer_embedded



    Rape Is A Circle (2006)
    Two girls hitch a ride, unaware of the fury of the driver. They endure humiliating perversions and excruciating pain. Their friendship warps as they are forced to perform sexual acts on each other for the twisted amusement of their captor. Escape is no easy thing to accomplish. Should they fail they will surely die.

    RAPE IS A CIRCLE explores the cycle of cruelty - how pain does not end with the victim. The ripples touch many, setting off new waves of torment.




    Dolla Morte (2006)
    Firstly, this movie was conceived before Robot Chicken was in the air. The movie was made entirely with dolls and toys, on location in the outdoors. It was tremendous fun to shoot, animate, and edit. Full of politically-incorrect humor and chock full of weirdness, this movie is not for everyone. It should only be watched by people who remember having been especially odd while playing with toys...

    Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsI4A...layer_embedded



    The Girls of Bill Zebub's Movies (2006)
    Bill Zebub has filmed some of the most beautiful women in the world over years. Critics often question whether the popularity of his movies is due to the creativity or because of the abundance of attractive starlets. Fans have begged for an anthology of dance/strip scenes. Now it is finally available! The scenes are 100% girls (no cutaway shots). See footage that was censored until now (Jaqueline Ponder bares all!).



    Black Metal: A Documentary (2007)
    Black Metal was originally a term that described the music of Venom, so it is only fitting that Cronos, the great forefather of this style, speaks his mind. Frightening attitudes clash as the truth is sought. Determine what is real and what is mere fabrication with the help of Gorgoroth, Immortal, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost, Gloomy Grim, King Diamond, Dark Funeral, Enslaved, Mortiis, and myriad others who have shaped the music.

    Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR66i...layer_embedded



    The Most Offensive Comedy Ever Made (2007)
    This movie was made as an experiment to see how far we could push the boundaries. We attacked all stereotypes that we could think of (hilariously). If you like politically-incorrect humor, then this DVD is a must for your collection! Watch the movie by yourself and savor the humor, then invite your most uptight friends and laugh while you see them cry!



    Spooked (2007)
    In this brutally hilarious story from Bill Zebub there are four friends who have racist views. One of them dies and comes back to life as a Negro. The racists have to tolerate him until they figure out how to lift his curse. Conflict is the essence of comedy, but in this movie RACIAL conflict is the basis for laughter. This is not the tame sort of corny humor that is seen on TV. This is stuff that is going to knock you on your ass. Are you tired of censored comedy? Then look no further. This is as far as we can push the boundaries while still being funny.



    Frankenstein The Rapist (2008)
    For a few moments I gazed with delight on her dark eyes, fringed by deep lashes, and her lovely lips. But my rage returned. I remembered that i was forever deprived of the delights that such beautiful creatures could bestow. Her smile was reserved to all but me...



    The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Remake (2008)
    Horror spoofs are rather tame, so Bill Zebub has created one that pushes the boundaries so far that you will wonder how the hell he got the cast to do those things on film. In these days, even offensiveness has become politically-correct. Watch The Worst Horror Move Ever Made and know what it's like to cringe. This movie is a re-make, with a new cast, plenty of gore and boobs, and superbly filmed.

    Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0BiCInKH2U



    Metalheads: The Good, The Bad, and The Evil (2008)
    Metal has too long been misrepresented in movies. This tragi-comedy brings to light all you need to see! Warring: The term "politically correct" does NOT exist in a metalhead's dictionary. This movie contains no Ebonics or baggy pants. Not to be viewed by posers. Nudity, drugs, violence, and strong language are included.

    Trailer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4-HwftJeV0



    Breaking Her Will
    An absolute masterpiece of psychosexual perversity, Breaking Her Will follows the tragic path of a sadistic rapist, his incredibly beautiful prisoner and his unrequited love for a teenage girl he molested when she was underage. With copious helpings of nudity, all kinds of crazy bondage (with a heavy emphasis on naked girls on crucifxes), rape, nipple torture, rape with a beer bottle, sex that blurs the line between consensual and nonconsensual and a general atmosphere of utterly demented sleaze, this film takes fetishistic torture porn to its absolute limit. Zebub transcends his earlier opuses of sexual abuse by keeping his trademark humor to a minimum and actually attempts to psychoanalyze his villain. Jackie Stevens plays his main object of abuse and she whimpers and cries, howls and screams, and just generally allows her shaved snatch, delightful boobs and tender, perfectly arched ass to hang about on-screen for over half the movie. Practically overwhelming in its depravity and cruelty, Breaking Her Will should not be missed by anyone with a sadistic bone in their body.



    This is really only a small handful of movies he has done. There are a number of films he originally made early on in his...career...Such Dirtbags and The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made and has gone on to remake them. He also has one or two other metal documentaries out (and several more on the way) and has a comedy film coming out called Rap Sucks. As well as a number of other exploitative comedy and horror flicks that are available (but just too many to list) and even more in pre-production.

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    I see that TinyPic already pulled the Dolla Morta cover. All it had was a barbie with pubes on the cover, what's so horrible about that? :mhehe:

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    It's hard to hate Bill Zebub. I don't care how shitty The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made is (still haven't seen the remake. I have it though) you can't hate a movie like that.

    I believe he is currently working on a Pagan metal documentary and a Death metal documentary. Could be wrong about the latter.

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    Exactly. I can understand people who may hate his movies if they went into them blind, but him and his movie's reputations proceed them so it's no secret as to what your going to get with them. Not to mention his movies are entertaining in their own trashy way.

    Not always though, like Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist wasn't good or that entertaining since it seemed like I was watching one long music video. Bouncing from one scene of a girl being raped and killed to another with death metal playing in the background.

    I can't help but have respect for the man that is unapologetic about his work, but at the same time acknowledges what they really are and is willing to joke about it.

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    Bad Acid was awesome. Haven't seen any other film he has made though.

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    I owned a copy of Metalheads... but not the one they list, because I got mine in like 2002. That being said, wasn;t a huge fan, but I see why he does what he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkgod View Post
    I owned a copy of Metalheads... but not the one they list, because I got mine in like 2002. That being said, wasn;t a huge fan, but I see why he does what he does.
    Not surprising. He made a number of movies early on, then went on to remake them and discontinued the originals.

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    Yeah on one episode of Attack of the show, he did a quick 1 liner about a bunch of dvds and pulled one out. Forget which one, but basically said " this guy makes films, just for the fun of it, and i love them"

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