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    Thankskilling

    Gobble Gobble Motherf#@$%r!



    An evil turkey is unleashed…and he’s one “fowl” mouthed bastard! Five college kids heading home for Thanksgiving break cross paths with the turkey, who’s possessed by an ancient Indian curse. In this hilariously gory spoof, the teens must stop the maniac bird before he kills them all!

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    http://www.fatally-yours.com/horror-...skilling-2009/



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    I rented this on the PSN, still haven't watched it yet though :whew2:

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    While reading the review, doesn't inspire too much faith that this will be a great movie, it still looks like it will be worth watching at least once.

    And incase anybody missed Sic's DVD update on the main page, the DVD is available now.

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    LOL, I found this on Netflix Watch Instantly section.

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    That nerdy fellow looks like a Mormon that's always wandering around my neighborhood.

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    I need to see this movie immediately

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    This would probably be watchable if it wasn't shot on video.

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    Looks like someone had fun editing this thread

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    Yes I edited the thread. How terrible of me for wanting to get rid of the pointless nonsense. Having anything else to say, take it to chatbox or personal messages.

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    That goes double for you murdur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cataclysm vol.2 View Post
    That goes double for you murdur.
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    Okay, let's take some look at some obvious flaws.

    Five college kids:
    Jock/prep
    Nerd stereotype from 1985
    Redneck
    Two generic b-movie "college" girls.

    ....

    This mix of people gets into a car for a getaway. Right here we can stop taking this movie seriously. Alright? Prep got in the car with the two girls and redneck gave nerd two cans of Pabst back at their dorm. Nerd passed out drunk and woke up with a bleeding anus.

    There is no way those five people would get in a car together. Not here in reality.

    Now... let's see who are distinguished cast is. Awesome. "Wanda Lust" played the part of "Naked Pilgrim." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129441/fullcredits#cast I've never seen "Cock Smoking Grannies", but one can only assume that her true prowess as a thespian could be better witnessed in her more obscure work.

    As much as I would love to know who to credit for the rubber turkey, but we only have a "Visual Effects Supervisor" in the credits. I suppose shit rolls uphill when you're in a supervisory position however, and so George Antonopoulos can take the blame for the murderous turkey whose mouth moves just like Kermit the Frog's.

    Likewise, Co-Writer/Co-Producer/Cinematographer/Editor Kevin Stewart completely failed at everything except hiding the arm that went up the turkey's ass. And I only saw the trailer.

    ...and on a final note, a rubber turkey rapes a co-ed. His tag line is "Gobble Gobble Motherfuckers." This movie was meant to be shit. People will love or hate it depending solely on the level and audacity of its low-brow content.

    Fuck almighty. Yes, people put this movie down. Yes, "underground" horror takes its cheap shots too. People also put down unimaginative 90s slashers, anything with computer graphics, remakes, yet another Stephen King book about the end of the world, br00tal black metal, and everything else to do with horror and fandom.

    If every negative post about every precious subgenre of horror was deleted then this forum would be a ghost town.

    And this.... underground horror fans pride themselves on enjoying the most brutal and tactless of horror. So strange to see such delicate sensibilities come from the same person who is so excited about watching a turkey commit rape against a woman.

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    Yes, keep turning this into something it's not Luris. Bravo.

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    Simply calling it shit seemed to be grounds for deletion.

    Thought I'd up the ante a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luris Blear View Post
    Simply calling it shit seemed to be grounds for deletion.

    Thought I'd up the ante a little.
    Well you've definitely changed my perspective of you quite a bit.

    I deleted pointless bickering. I deleted your remark because it was a pointless snide remark, upon which you acknowledged yourself, because all it was doing was partaking the bullshit going on between Mike and myself. One of your comments was defending the movie of sorts, but it was deleted too. Hmmm...So yeah I clearly must be deleting only negative comments...

    I don't know why you decided to make all of those pointless assumptions cause I thought you were really above making stupid comments like that.

    I have not said one thing about this movie other than it might be worth one watch. I have not defended the movie, I have not said anything about the movie...For fuck's sake I haven't even seen the movie. The whole point of the post was to let people know this movie was out there, just like all my posts are.

    If you would actually bother to read instead of just fly off the gun from me deleting your stupid comments, you would know that I'm willing to call these movies as to what they are. Just because I say something is good, doesn't mean it still isn't bad or stupid. From someone who loves a shitty movie like Triloquist, I figured you would understand this.

    Yes, clearly Thankskilling is the lowest common denominator here. This was a movie made to play more for laughs than anything else. Hell, this movie was probably made to only be watched while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I don't say any of this, because, well it's pretty fucking obvious when you look at it. But because of what I said, or didn't say, or deleted you and Mike have taken it upon yourselves to turn this into something it's not.

    So sorry if deleting your highly thought out comment of posting a picture of a VHS camcorder and saying, "only real horror movies are made like this." Hurt your feelings or whatever it did to cause this ridiculous reaction, but I got rid of it since it was a pointless snide remark. I don't care if you think the movie looks stupid and say so. If that was the case then Mike's initial reply and Titan's reply would have been deleted too.

    If you have such a problem with me and how I do things in this section, then ask Fright to remove me as mod.

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