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    Your stuck on a island and all you have is an Uwe Boll film to watch... which one?

    I would choose Alone in the dark...and then suicide lol.

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    You know what, I'd rather choose suicide then watch a crapfest from that Kraut! But I guess if I had no other choice (unlikely), I think I might choose Alone In The Dark as well.

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    Skip the island and kill yourself now

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    ha ha ha great topic

    I'll pick House of the dead because I can at least pause the movie to jerk off to the bunch of chicks in the movie

    then there's only one thing to do

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    i would choose house of the dead

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    Postal. Heard it was half way decent.

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    Postal wasn't bad but I actually enjoyed Blood Rayne... I'm not sure why but I did. That would be my pick I guess.

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    I'd go with Amoklauf. Features a nice massacre at the end.

    Wonder if anyone else is going to list anything pre-House of the Dead?

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    I have to go with House of the Dead. At least i'd have a good laugh before ending it all.

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    Why put off until tomorrow to what can be avoided all together.

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    House of the Dead was such a let down that I wanted to smack my father for me watching it...

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    I kind of enjoyed In the Name of the King. So I'd pick that one.

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    I would choose House of The Dead as well, though I've only seen three of his movies(which is more then enough). Though I must say, having to pick any of these must be some form of inhumane torture. Really.

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    Don't know why people talk about Uwe Boll and his movies like they're bad or something. Uwe Boll is a god and we should consider ourselves lucky that we're allowed to watch his movies.

    Uwe Boll!

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    Skip the movie, and just commit suicide

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    Like, so many people out there were trying to track this down. And it just...got delivered on a tweet. What the hell.

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    Definately Postal... I actually enjoyed it...

    It was like Boll just threw his hands up and said "Aw Fuck IT! ... Nobody likes the movies I make, so I'm just gonna make something that is moronic, offensive and wrong! ... and I think I'll have a scene of me getting shot in crotch... just for the hell of it!!!"

    And for some reason, the movie turned out to be amusing.

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    I would have to watch either House of the Dead or POSTAL other than that just kill yourself!.

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    I'd swim for civilization.

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