Your stuck on a island and all you have is an Uwe Boll film to watch... which one?

[BigFatOgre]

Doesn't matter. I'd just wind up using the disc as a frisby to entertain myself.

[Sutter Kane]

I'de break the DVD in half and slit my throat with it. For that matter what am I going to watch it on?

Island can't be that bad if its got the resources to plug in a DVD player.

[DMHead777]

I'd let myself live long enough to watch his "Zombie Massacre". If that's a shit stain then I would then end my life.

[BigFatOgre]

For that matter what am I going to watch it on?

Island can't be that bad if its got the resources to plug in a DVD player.

That's why i'm using it as a frisby. Finally a good use for a Uwe Bowle film. Hell sharpen the edges and use it for hunting.

[Godfatha]

That's why i'm using it as a frisby. Finally a good use for a Uwe Bowle film. Hell sharpen the edges and use it for hunting.

This, or I'd simply toss the dvd player in the water and go about building a raft/hut/etc.

[BigFatOgre]

Ok, so what are we watching this movie on?

[SickNick]

Stoic

[KING]

Alotta suicidal fuckers in this thread

[voodoo]

Postal probably...kinda liked it....

[koolmike]

Haven't seen everything UB has directed/written so I can't say for sure. From what I have seen I would go with Warbrutha's pick of Postal...not great but not as bad as House of the Dead

[Necromancer]

Trust me 99.8 % of his work is pure crappola. I have heard that Postal is his best work to date, but that isn't saying a whole lot .... . curiosity is starting to get the better of me ; even though I have sworn to never watch another UB flick as long as I lived.

[Metapher]

I'll go with Amoklauf too. I haven't seen Postal though.

[Darkgod]

House of the Dead: Funny edition... with director commentary. The I can listen to him rip apart his own movie, while also trying to justify it.

[FreddyFreakChica17]

I'd use the shiny side of the disc to attract sunlight and see if I could use it to start a signal fire...if not, I'd break the thing in half and use it to cut the vines that would tie the logs of my raft together. Fuck watching anything made by Uwe Boll.

[Destinie2EatU]

If I had to pick it would be House of the dead although I would probably have to poke my eyes out after watching it 3-4 times

[cataclysm vol.2]

I have to change my answer and say, fuck watching one movie. I'd have an Uwe Boll marathon. :movies:

[grlxx]

I would gladly gouge my own eyes out and eat from the sockets.

[FeindMummy]

Wow.
I am sorry but I would probably just try to take apart the TV and DVD player and see what I can do about sending out some type of signal. If I had electric to watch a movie and all than I can make a temporary radio... Did no one else in this thread ever play Frankenstein with home electronics as a kid?

[grlxx]

nice gorey thread..

UB

[BigFatOgre]

UWE!!! :xplode::bat: