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    AVN: Alien vs Ninja trailer!



    Here's the trailer for the most epic movie to come outta Japan

    Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Iga Ninja warriors, led by Yamata. One day, they witness a flash in the sky, and a roaring giant ball of fire crashing into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, betraying their expectations, they are stunned to find new enemies. Never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs; ALIENS! The hungry brutal aliens starts to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades' deaths, risking their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of their Ninja weapons, neither the swords nor the throwing stars, have any affect on the aliens. Now, the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!

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    It's no wonder they lost the war.

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    What do you expect when you go up against aliens

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    Sweeeet. Will look out for it.

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    Looks pretty great

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    Looks silly...and gory.

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    Looks awesome!!

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    Love the idea. I think this might rule! Some real nice looking gore in that trailer.

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    That looks AWESOME!!!!

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    Thats what I'm talking about , looks sweet

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    Looks like a lot of fun.

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    Why put off until tomorrow to what can be avoided all together.

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    Wow, excellent gore. Ninjas. Aliens. Cheesy Japanese dialogue

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