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    Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

    I hadn't seen this movie since I was a kid so needless to say I didnt remember shit about it. So my in depth hardcore review is what you might ask? Simple. WTF?

    This movie was simply put RETARDED. Some doctor wants to see hell for some stupid reason and he tries to use the cenobites for that. We find out Pinhead and the others were human at one point but that goes absolutely nowhere. I thought there couldn't be a more ridiculous unclimactic way to defeat the cenobites than was done in the end of part 1 and it turns out I was wrong. As in the first film the special effects are really great. But (and I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this) just like the first movie, the storyline was dumb as hell, actually a lot more stupid than the first time around. Hellraiser is one of those movies that had wonderful FX but as a movie itsself I just couldn't in anyway get into it. I watched it again to try and see if I was just to young at the time, but I was wrong. I didn't like it. So I dont know what posessed me to record part 2 when it came on the other night. But I did. And it was ridiculous. I can't believe of all the things they are remaking these days this one hasn't happend yet. The "god" they were referrng to in part 2 was literally some cone sphere thing that had bright lights. It had a WTF ending, and was all around really retarded. I'm sure if your interested you've probably already seen this. But don't bother if you havent.

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    The movie is well above average for the genre and I find it the strongest in the series. The "doctor wants to see hell for some stupid reason", no he wants to see it because he is obsessed with the occult and evil. He also longs to know if life after death really exists, the 4th dimension as his newspaper snippets call it. The ending wasn't wtf, or even remotely complicated, your just a fluoride head who didn't understand it. Or the entire movie for that matter, so stick to shallower film endeavors in the future and save your brain the strain.

    You are proving yourself to be a very shallow horror fan, that only has zeal for modern flash in the pan bullshit.

    Just wait for Scream 4, you'll be extremely happy with that :straightface2:

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    99.9% of horror movies are retarded and don't make sense. This is a fairly good sequel as opposed to most. Cool visuals and seamless transition from the first movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelba View Post
    The movie is well above average for the genre and I find it the strongest in the series. The "doctor wants to see hell for some stupid reason", no he wants to see it because he is obsessed with the occult and evil. He also longs to know if life after death really exists, the 4th dimension as his newspaper snippets call it.
    holy shit i agree with steelba twice in one day

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    Leviathan will rule you all!

    Man, I agree, this was such an upset compared to the first one. The premise totally hooked me, but the movie turned out to suck. My poor Cenobites! What happened to them wasn't fair! Fuck Channard! That literal DICKHEAD!

    The beginning already reveals a plot hole. Why is Kirsty in a mental hospital? She seemed fine at the end of the previous film, other than watching that skeletal dragon fly away with the Lament Configuration. It's supposedly only been hours since that happened, but the way she refers back to the recent events makes it sound like it's been months or years. And what happened to Steve? He just disappeared.


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    I wouldn't consider it the strongest in the series, but it holds up well. Miles ahead of some of the later entries, a strong reason I only own the first 3 and bloodline on dvd.

    Every time someone brings up Hellraiser, I think about Return of the Living Dead series briefly because they both have a solid first few entries then drop sharply after that. So much wasted potential in both series...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RustedChainsaw View Post
    Leviathan will rule you all!

    Man, I agree, this was such an upset compared to the first one. The premise totally hooked me, but the movie turned out to suck. My poor Cenobites! What happened to them wasn't fair! Fuck Channard! That literal DICKHEAD!

    The beginning already reveals a plot hole. Why is Kirsty in a mental hospital? She seemed fine at the end of the previous film, other than watching that skeletal dragon fly away with the Lament Configuration. It's supposedly only been hours since that happened, but the way she refers back to the recent events makes it sound like it's been months or years. And what happened to Steve? He just disappeared.

    I hate Channard as well. Poor Cenobites.

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    I love the first two films. The third sux... The others are relatively forgettable horror fare.

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    Hellraiser II is the only good sequel in this series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Falling Rock View Post
    I hadn't seen this movie since I was a kid so needless to say I didnt remember shit about it. So my in depth hardcore review is what you might ask? Simple. WTF?

    This movie was simply put RETARDED. Some doctor wants to see hell for some stupid reason and he tries to use the cenobites for that. We find out Pinhead and the others were human at one point but that goes absolutely nowhere. I thought there couldn't be a more ridiculous unclimactic way to defeat the cenobites than was done in the end of part 1 and it turns out I was wrong. As in the first film the special effects are really great. But (and I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this) just like the first movie, the storyline was dumb as hell, actually a lot more stupid than the first time around. Hellraiser is one of those movies that had wonderful FX but as a movie itsself I just couldn't in anyway get into it. I watched it again to try and see if I was just to young at the time, but I was wrong. I didn't like it. So I dont know what posessed me to record part 2 when it came on the other night. But I did. And it was ridiculous. I can't believe of all the things they are remaking these days this one hasn't happend yet. The "god" they were referrng to in part 2 was literally some cone sphere thing that had bright lights. It had a WTF ending, and was all around really retarded. I'm sure if your interested you've probably already seen this. But don't bother if you havent.
    by far the best sequal and, a good follow up. I actually like it better, but think 1 is a better made film.

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    Barker wanted Julia to be the villain of the series - not Pinhead. It even makes a good deal of sense (again) after reading the original novella. The fans just sort of decided differently. Pinhead became the villain by consensus.

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    yeah its kind of obvious at the end when you feel sorry for him.

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    Jesus. The furor in this thread reminds me how little I recall of the second film. Should grab that again some time.

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    A strong sequel that I very much enjoy. I agree it is strange but good nonetheless.

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    I didn't mind the 2nd movie. prefered the books myself.

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    I liked tha series. Dont member pt 2 to much right now. Been a while. But u cant fuck wit PINHEAD!! PAAIN!

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