The Lords Of Salem

[FrighT MasteR]

I'd rather see a horror film writer/director fail or not do so well putting out something original then remaking a classic.

That's pretty much how he felt about it, which is why he dropped The Blob.

[koolmike]

That fact is giving way to a new found respect for him as a member of the horror community for me.

[Primetimeloser]

I'd rather see a horror film writer/director fail or not do so well putting out something original then remaking a classic.

Amen on that.

[chrsnck]

Witch genre could use some new life. I'm interested but I swear to God if he plants some backass redneck family in Salem, that uses the words cunt, titties, bitch, and ass in every sentence... .

Agreed

[greywolf]

I visit Salem a lot so, that makes this an automatic for me. The witch genre was overdone a few years ago, but Vamps and Zombies have been splitting the recent spotlight, so it will be nice to have a new witch movie. Hope RZ doesn't F this up.

[Splat]

Evil witches would be pretty damned sweat to see in a movie. Does it right should be awesome.

Fuck wiccans, I want my evil bitch demonic witches on the big screen doing their thing.

[Splat]

and thank whoever that he has dropped "The Blob".

[Darkgod]

I just got back from Salem on my honeymoon, so this makes it a bit more interesting. I've watched every Zombie movie in the theatrem , and even though he hasn't done anything great since Rejects, I'll still check this out.

[WickedNik]

I'll watch it. I've watched all of his movies. The only one I really liked was House of 1000 Corpses and Halloween wasn't terrible, kind of boring. It's good he's not remaking the Blob..NO MORE REMAKES! We need some original movies. And at least it's about witches, there hasn't been a good witch movie in a while.

[steelba]

Zombie really is a lousy director.

[Cyanide Christ]

i've like most of his stuff, this sounds intriging

[IrishG3nt]

I liked the atmosphere and and dark look to his House of 1000 Corpses....not so much on Devil Rejects I guess because it was during the day but the hotel room still felt kind of dark....this would be a PRIME film for him to show off his vision. I think people would gain a little more respect for him if he continues to do his own thing and stay away from remakes. Though I know a lot of people don't care for RZ.

**I use to listen to him before I played hockey...would get me pumped**

[WarBeast]

I wonder if everyone in this flick is gonna look like they need a shower, like pretty much everyone in his other movies...

[IrishG3nt]

I wonder if everyone in this flick is gonna look like they need a shower, like pretty much everyone in his other movies...

[ChainsawMike]

...somebody needs to lobotomize this cockbag already..... let's get ready for another Sid Haig, Ken Foree, Danny Trejo and Bll Moseley flick that THEY collectively can't even make tolerable. Wait, nevermind, BM quit Zombie's last collosal trainwreck of a hillbilly clusterfuck mid-shoot. Oh, and of course Sheri fucking Moon being forced down everbodys throats. Can't wait for that. $5 says we'll see her ass...again. And- it, like the past 3 shitty movies, will have dropped another 3 inches in saggage. Yes RZ, Im sure if you stick that loudmouthed, ear-piercing, generic cheerleader type twat in everyones' faces for long enough, she'll win eeeeeeeeeveryone over and be the next big thing. I'm sure. Yee-Haw, another beard and rape filled, overly predictible crap fest. He's like the M. Night Shamallamadingdongs of wannabe grindhouse era nickle and dime shit shows.

[ChainsawMike]

[BooBerry]

...somebody needs to lobotomize this cockbag already..... let's get ready for another Sid Haig, Ken Foree, Danny Trejo and Bll Moseley flick that THEY collectively can't even make tolerable. Wait, nevermind, BM quit Zombie's last collosal trainwreck of a hillbilly clusterfuck mid-shoot. Oh, and of course Sheri fucking Moon being forced down everbodys throats. Can't wait for that. $5 says we'll see her ass...again. And- it, like the past 3 shitty movies, will have dropped another 3 inches in saggage. Yes RZ, Im sure if you stick that loudmouthed, ear-piercing, generic cheerleader type twat in everyones' faces for long enough, she'll win eeeeeeeeeveryone over and be the next big thing. I'm sure. Yee-Haw, another beard and rape filled, overly predictible crap fest. He's like the M. Night Shamallamadingdongs of wannabe grindhouse era nickle and dime shit shows.

Bad holiday?

[ChainsawMike]

Nah, just a total hatred for RZ lol I've had tangents and tantrums that blow this one out of the water. http://tattoohodgepodge.com/horror_redux

If I ever see an original idea pour out of that idiot's head, I'll eat my hat.

[BooBerry]

Long synopsis. Suddenly, it doesn't sound so good:

“Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at a local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the “Big H Radio Team.”

A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, a gift of the Lords. She assumes it’s a rock band on a mission to spread to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords’ record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.

Later, Whitey plays the Lords’ record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with his listeners. The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon, Heidi and her cohorts are far from the rock spectacle they’re expecting. The original Lords or Salem are returning and they’re out for blood.”

[FrighT MasteR]

It never sounded good to begin with