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    Rare Exports 2010



    http://www.rareexportsmovie.com/en

    Yes, Rare Exports is a killer Santa Claus movie. Sadly, that's going to be the albatross around its neck as it fights to find an audience outside of its native Finland. I say "Killer Santa Claus" and you automatically reply "Silent Night Deadly Night" and then we both get sad because Silent Night Deadly Night tends to do that to people.

    Rare Exports is not Silent Night Deadly Night. The killer Santa Claus at the center of the film is not some psychopath in a Santa Claus costume but Santa Claus himself. Or at least the Santa Claus of the old, Finnish myths, where he wasn't a jolly fat man who brings toys to good children, but a monstrous demon who abducts and tortures bad children.

    This is the Santa an excavation team accidentally digs up from a tomb in the remote countryside. This is the Santa that kills the entire team and makes his way to a nearby town, where only a young boy named Pietari (Onni Tommila) realizes what terrible danger the entire child populace is in. With Christmas just around the corner, Pietari must convince his father and friends that Santa is not only real, but a vicious fairy tale monster who has every intention of teaching the local youth that Christmas is not about love and caring but about being whipped to death for not behaving.





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    This movie has won the Sitges Film Festival for this year

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    Certainly looks better than Santa's Slay... I'll keep this in mind for my Christmas viewing.

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    Been debating on adding it to UHM since it seems more like a crazy action movie than anything. Coincidentally there's another foreign "killer santa" type flick coming out this year called Sint, which is more like a supernatural slasher http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movie/sint

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    A supernatural slasher with machine guns and flamethrowers! Will have to add Sint to my Christmas viewing list as well.

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    Definitely going to watch this

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    Looks interesting - and given the look on the cinematography - it's had a fair budget flung at it....

    Just going to check Sint now

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    haha Sint looks good..those little elves or whatnot jumping on the rooftops look mad!

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    They both look pretty bad ass

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    I'm looking forward to both Santa flicks

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    I'll give em both a watch.

    LOL Ogre. I remember Santa's Slay. I had to watch it because Goldberg was in it.

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    I will definately be watching both of them!!!

    Santa Slay opening scene was GREAT!!! hahahahaha




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    Thanks for that guys, two great movies to add to my list of 'must have'.

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    Is showing at my local Art Cinema, hopefully will see this next week.

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    Looks fun. Have to see this one.

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    Love Santa's Slay, it's my favorite xmas movie...hope this one is good as well

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    I kinda want to actually check this one out look's pretty good.

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    Love Santa's Slay, it's my favorite xmas movie...hope this one is good as well
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    A review for the film is now up at UHM, courtesy of John Doolan

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    Sint looks good, this looks ok.

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