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    If Howard was "rolling in his grave" over Arnie's Conan, he'd probably vomit in his mouth over the complete joke this is gonna be.

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    Arnold was great as Conan, it's the Chief who blows.

    They should rename this Conan the Gaybarian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Falling Rock View Post
    Score for the original is great, everything else about it sucked. Arnie never was and never will be Conan. Robert E Howard was rolling in his grave when they made that POS movie.
    You clearly are out of your fucking mind.

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    Ahnuld is fucking Conan!, Thr garbage they just made is gonna suck on to many levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelba View Post
    They should rename this Conan the Gaybarian
    exactly.

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    no ive just read the books, Arnies movie was not Robert E Howards Conan.

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    Have you seen the trailer for the new one, You'll think Ahnuld is a god compared to what I saw in that piece of shit trailer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Falling Rock View Post
    no ive just read the books, Arnies movie was not Robert E Howards Conan.
    Who friggin' cares? If you want faithful Robert E. Howard then read Robert E. Howard. 'Conan the Barbarian' is a bad-ass sword and sorcery flick regardless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobretti View Post
    Who friggin' cares? If you want faithful Robert E. Howard then read Robert E. Howard. 'Conan the Barbarian' is a bad-ass sword and sorcery flick regardless.
    Damn right.

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    Just saw, and there is not really much to say about it but.....meh....

    It seemed to have that 90's television "Hercules" and "Xena" feel to it. The effects were cheap, some scenes you can tell if the actors were standing in front of a green screen, and speaking of actors, I think Momao did a good job as Conan, but the rest of the cast sucked.

    The story, and film, failed to keep my attention, as you are more puzzled as to what is going on instead of enjoying it.

    I don't know what to say, the only good film I feel Nispel (Marcus Nispel, the director) has had is TCM remake, he completely fucked up Friday the 13th....

    I really didn't like the flick, don't recommend, rating my be a little harsh, but it's somewhere at a 4/10 for me....

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    I liked the remake of F13...
    This Conan remake I did not enjoy. I cannot comprehend how someone could see a film like the first Conan movie and think that the drivel they came up with was comparable.

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    I absolutely hated it.. I kept expecting to see "SyFy" pop up in the bottom corner of the screen because that's what it felt like.. A shitty SyFy original movie.. the titties and gore couldn't even save this POS. :finger3:

    It's movies like this that truly justify piracy.. No one should've had to waste their money on this fucking piece of garbage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBeast View Post
    I absolutely hated it.. I kept expecting to see "SyFy" pop up in the bottom corner of the screen because that's what it felt like.. A shitty SyFy original movie.. the titties and gore couldn't even save this POS. :finger3:

    It's movies like this that truly justify piracy.. No one should've had to waste their money on this fucking piece of garbage.
    I agree.....I knew it had that Saturday morning Syfy feel to it....I mean they needed a better cinematographer and director...

    Seems like Nispel has more of a bigger passion for horror films, than he does for adventure and action pics....but at least it was better than Pathfinder....

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