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    Splat Presents...

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    "Today I am dirty...tomorrow I will be dirt."

    'Schramm' (1994), a Jorg Buttgereit film.Schramm, a serial killer, is lying on the floor of his appartment dying. He is having flash backs of his last few weeks of his life. It is also about his relationship with the woman next door, a prostitute
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    Schramm is a necrophile who likes to also nail his cock to the table in his appartment.

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    For myself this was very hit and miss. It starts off pretty average and never really gets going. The scenes of sexual deviency are nice but could have been so much more, not once did I start barring up which is usually a sign that I am really into movies like this.

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    The murder scene that sets things off was a bit ho hum. I really didn't like the characters of the christians as I felt that it was done poorly. Also the killings could have been way more brutal given the fact of who the director is and the subject matter.

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    There should have been way more explicit necrophilia considering 1, that was the guys come on and 2, for fuck sakes it's the director of 'Nekromantik'.

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    I did like the 'Vagina Creature', was crazy enough for my purtid mind.

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    I also liked the prostitute character.

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    Once again, this is a movie that could have been so much but just left me wanting for more. If you want to watch a movie about this subject I highly recommend 'Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer'!

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    I really didn't like this movie when I watched it either. Never felt much like watching it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splat View Post

    Schramm is a necrophile who likes to also nail his cock to the table in his appartment.


    that right there is the exact reason I hate shit movies like this. When the director/writer stops worrying about making a good movie and relies on a gimmick of shocking you. He wants you, instead of going to your friends and saying wow I saw this amazing movie, to instead say " I seen a movie where a guy nails his dick to the table". This type of shit gives those who really are making independent/underground movies a harder path to travel, because they do nothing more then take away the ethic of the genre. I try to give underground movies a shot, I really do but this is the shit that makes me not be able to take them seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkgod View Post
    that right there is the exact reason I hate shit movies like this. When the director/writer stops worrying about making a good movie and relies on a gimmick of shocking you. He wants you, instead of going to your friends and saying wow I saw this amazing movie, to instead say " I seen a movie where a guy nails his dick to the table". This type of shit gives those who really are making independent/underground movies a harder path to travel, because they do nothing more then take away the ethic of the genre. I try to give underground movies a shot, I really do but this is the shit that makes me not be able to take them seriously.
    Agree.

    I'll watch most things, but content like this just doesnt "do it" for me...I always wonder why someone would choose to make a movie like this...I mean ultra real death scenes are one thing, but even then there's a line I guess.

    Sorry splat mate - I'll pass on this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkgod View Post
    that right there is the exact reason I hate shit movies like this. When the director/writer stops worrying about making a good movie and relies on a gimmick of shocking you. He wants you, instead of going to your friends and saying wow I saw this amazing movie, to instead say " I seen a movie where a guy nails his dick to the table". This type of shit gives those who really are making independent/underground movies a harder path to travel, because they do nothing more then take away the ethic of the genre. I try to give underground movies a shot, I really do but this is the shit that makes me not be able to take them seriously.
    Perfectly said

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    I didn't like this either.

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    I thought the movie was lame as hell... But I liked the name "Schramm" and used it for one of my D&D characters..

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    Glad to see we all agree.

    As for the nailing thing I felt it was there to show how far away this guy was mentally. Was like some form of self-punishment done out of guilt for the things he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBeast View Post
    I thought the movie was lame as hell... But I liked the name "Schramm" and used it for one of my D&D characters..
    Always find unusual names for our d and d characters... I passed a store called Catherine's... And the C and A were out... Named my drow Therines

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    I just don't even see how this POS could even be classified as horror. I would assume garbage plots like this would give the underground horror genre a bad name.

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    Hate crap films like that one, this goes in the garbage genre. PASS.

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    Looks like I'm in the minority here because I happen to really enjoy this movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splatter-Thrash View Post
    Looks like I'm in the minority here because I happen to really enjoy this movie
    Each to there own mate, I am sure I have films I like that you and other people here would hate....nar, my tastes are perfect There are moments in this that I like but all up was a pretty weak effort.

    I like the Trailer for it

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    I used to play a half-orc named Sarg I'dram... Mardi Gras backward....

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    ya these filth just to be filth type films are for the most part lame...I agree with da house on this one...

    all in all I still dig the Splat presents

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