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  1. #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by ŔęĐ View Post
    I've heard nothing but terrible from people I've talked to...
    Must be doing something right to make that cash and have a "B" Cinemascore.

    Turtles garnered an A from moviegoers under 18 and a C+ from the 25- to 35-year-olds who grew up watching the Turtles on Saturday morning cartoons years ago. For those under 25 (which made up 45% of the audience), the film garnered an A-, and moviegoers 25 and older gave it a B-. Before your eyes glaze over from too many numbers, when you take in all facets of the core opening-night audience for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, overall it received a B.

    http://www.deadline.com/2014/08/b-gr...lling-matters/

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    Megan Fox as April is the worst casting choice ever.

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    Agreed about April.. I took my son to see it today with the rest of his Krav Maga class (I got a big discount for our tickets), and a LOT about the movie irritated me.. Splinter's origin was the most retarded thing I've seen in a movie in a long long time.. The turtle fighting action was enjoyable and the movie did keep a good pace, but there was a lot of shear stupidity going on. My son loved it, but he's 9 years old and doesn't know any better.. I on the other hand left the theater with an over-all sense of annoyance.

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    I will give the positive nod that the turtles looked fantastic... but that's about it.

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    Plucking Eyes, Sockets Red, Swarming Flies, EAT THE DEAD!!!!!! - Me

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    Call me STRT or Street
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    This is the worst thing to happen to turtles in a movie since Cannibal Holocaust

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    Wasn't bad but wasn't good, either. I'd give it 5/10. The fight scenes with Shredder were the best part.

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    I attempted to watch this movie and had to stop about 30 minutes into it. I still have yet to finish it. But from the parts i saw i actually really enjoyed the first 15-20 minutes of it, but then it seemed like an entirely different director, script, writer took over. It ended up getting really bad and i refused to finish it.

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    Ok I just saw this and what a Dumb Piece of Shit. This isn't nostalgia talking, because the older live actions films don't really hold up either. In fact after recently rewatching the 1990 movie the only thing I still enjoy is Casey Jones.


    But this? What a dumb fucking movie. Okay so Sachs/shredder's plan is to Release a Toxin from SACHS Tower, his main place of business... and then come out with a cure that he can charge a fortune for?!? If you're going to commit chemical warfare and want to be revered as the shining knight who swoops in, don't do if from your own place of Business!!!!!

    Splinter gets the shit beat out of him so bad, he needs the mutagen to heal himself. Ummm the Mutagen came from their blood, he should be fine, right? Splinter was a result of the same experiment. The whole point of tracking down the test animals was for the amazing healing power of their blood!

    Well it's a kid's movie, don't think about it. Bullshit, Iron Giant and Toy Story 3 are kids movies too and don't make the adults feel like someone shat on their brain.

    Also the turtles looked like roided out garbage. Oh and when they showed them as Pre-Teens? Mercy kill those poor things immediately! This isn't just to shit on CGI, but never once did it actually look like they were interacting with anyone or in the same scene. Just as unconvincing as dudes in rubber suits.

    Just give us a Casey Jones movie. Cast CM Punk and mix "Goon" with "Death Wish" and you've got a movie I want to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop2 View Post
    What a dumb fucking movie.
    Pretty much sums it up

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    I have still yet to watch this

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    You aren't missing anything.

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    I will give it a glance when it is free...so that way I am only wasting my time

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    It's been sitting on my computer for months. I just know it will be bad before I watch it. I know that's a shitty frame of mind to be in, but I can't help it. The only reason I haven't deleted it is because it's rumored that Krang will be in the next one and Beebop and Rocksteady will make an appearance. So, it's like...FUCK. I heard the plot of this one and it's just way too dumb to care about. I just don't know.

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  14. #274
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    the scene in the elevator was cute

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