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    Scary Movie 5



    http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movie/scary-movie-5

    Really ... you have to go back to stupid movie. It has gotten to the point it is not really scary. Just alot of big breasted women that run around and die. It is starting to become like the National Enquirer that has been running from time to time about the Clinton's on the edge of a divorce since 1991. After time, only people that watch or read it: ARE THE STUPID PEOPLE.


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    Scary Movie was never scary...just a spoof of all the other teeny bop horrors out....they sucked after the Wayne's bros sold the rights! which i think was after the first one...

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    Not scary to our standers

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    Yea it did drag down once the Wayne's bros left. I'll still probably it but definetly not in theatre.

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    I stopped watching after the second one. I wasn't too fond of the first two either. I never thought they were that funny.

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    Here's the shitty looking trailer


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    Yeah I turned that off before it ended. I enjoyed the first three Scary Movies and the fourth one was pretty bad, but this looks like a steaming pile of shit. Simon Rex is not funny and he's not even a good "bad" actor. It seems like this flick has the same old parody cliches. It's going to mainly rely on the black woman being a typical black woman and everyone being a stereotypical character. I don't get why these keep getting made.

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    Worse than A Haunted House. Jesus Christ, that is a shitty looking trailer.

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    I didn't laugh once during that trailer. Holy shit it looks terrible.

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    Rather watch Friday The 13th Part 6 over and over

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    What the hell was that? lol... I liked the first two entries, but after that no thanks.

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    "Shitty" doesn't even begin to describe that. I don't think there have ever been any words in any language ever uttered by humans to describe how atrocious that looks.

    Then again, I'm biased considering I never really liked any of 'em to begin with really.

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    I think this movie and A Haunted House need to rumble for the title of Shittiest Parody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by choptop2 View Post
    I think this movie and A Haunted House need to rumble for the title of Shittiest Parody.
    After what I just watched...yeah, that's the only way these could ever have the permission to exist, if they even think about holding one movie off to let the other go first, we can be rest assured that H-wood is superior in stupidity that not even Einstein could figure out why it is.

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    Wow, terrible trailer. Not wasting my time watching this one. What a shame.

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    They really need to stop. These are fuckin awful.

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    Re: Scary Movie 5

    I won't waste my time on the movie or the trailer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedNik View Post
    I won't waste my time on the movie or the trailer.
    Good call.

    How do these idiots get the money to make this? Do they need to report a loss on their taxes or do these actually turn a profit somehow?

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