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    Big Ass Spider!



    So, yeeeaaah, this is a real movie, people. By real, I mean a movie that is actually set to play in theaters. If it were a syfy original movie it wouldn't be surprising (which is what I thought it was at first), but it turns out BIG ASS SPIDER! is crawling its way into theaters next month, although I wouldn't bet money on a wide release. The pic stars Greg Grunberg, Lin Shaye, and Ray Wise who encounter, you guessed it, a BIG ASS SPIDER!, which happens to be an alien spider. Duh.

    I'm giving this some obvious shit, but hey, they got it into SXSW, a feat that wasn't accomplished by veteran director Paul Schrader with his Lindsay Lohan starrer THE CANYONS. Think about that for a minute. The guy who wrote TAXI DRIVER and RAGING BULL couldn't get his movie played, but a BIG ASS SPIDER! could. So, yeah, the movie looks awful. Can't wait to see it, though.


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    I'm not going to lie...that looks amazing. Though I won't be seeing it in theaters, I'll be glad to check it out on bluray.

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    That's one Big Ass Spider!

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    Actually doesn't look that bad. I would give it a try, not in theaters of course.

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    Probably going to skip this one. While big ass animals are always fun, spiders *shudder*

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    I should force the bf to watch it, he's not a big fan of spiders

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    I'm the spider killer in this relationship

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    If spiders ever evolved to where they could fly, we are all fucked.

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    This is that spider film that was featured on an episode of Monster Man, where the host gets to go on one of his bigger anti-CGI tirades. I think he had a point here. It's better than what The Asylum does at least.

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    That was the movie they were doing special effects for in Monster Man on syfy. I don't normally like CGI monster movies but I'll check it out.

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    Thread title has big ass in it... pic has a girl in a thong.... didn't end how I suspected

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    this movie.... i want to see this shit looks hilarious!

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    Thread title has big ass in it... pic has a girl in a thong.... didn't end how I suspected
    That's funny as hell! They changed the preview pic from a giant spider on the Empire State Building to a chick's ass! Trust me, I'm not complaining!

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    omg that shit is hilarious

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    Am defo watchin this it looks hilarious... according to imdb its out on Tuesday

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    The CGI doesn;t look too bad in the trailer.
    I remember the face melt scene from Monster Man.
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    looks awful

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    I accidentally rented some movie called spiders on demand because I thought it was this movie. I was nooooot happy cuz that movie sucked.

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    Ha, I think what you watched was actually at one time called Spiders 3D. Didn't it take place in New York kinda like in the subways or something?

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