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    Looks like Steven Spielberg has been playing chess! First, he was instrumental in helping guide J.J. Abrams to the director's seat for STAR WARS: EPISODE VII and now he has nabbed another hot director to take over the JURASSIC PARK franchise. Deadline is reporting that Colin Trevorrow, once linked himself to EPISODE VII, will be directing JURASSIC PARK 4.

    JURASSIC PARK 4 is coming from a script by Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver who brought us the excellent RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. Spielberg and Frank Marshall will produce via Universal. The film already had announced a June 13, 2014 release date, which still seems to be the target. Plot details are still secret, so we have no way of knowing if those dino-human hybrids are actually going to happen.

    Back during the STAR WARS directing carousel, Trevorrow was rumored to have been meeting with executives about the role. Seeing as Kathleen Kennedy was producing JURASSIC PARK 4 and is now head of Lucasfilm, that may have led to the confusion. But this does confirm Trevorrow's comments at the time:

    "To clarify, there is another film we all love that I'm currently trying not to mess up. Odds I will direct Episode VII: 3720 to 1."
    Trevorrow was apparently a big fan of the series and had his heart in the right place. Having seen SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED, I cannot vouch for his ability to direct large scale, effects heavy action, but the guy is a skilled director with lots of upside. Hopefully this all works out for the best.


    I have some hope for this as Jaffa and Silver did an outstanding job with Apes. I am assuming with that release date and the blockbuster nature of this franchise that we should see a trailer around the Holidays this year. Feeling "meh" about this right now.

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    these movies are always a fun watch...I would not be against Jurassic 22...i will check this out

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    I agree with Irish. Part 2 was my least favorite but it was still awesome. Why? God Damn Dinosaurs thats why. And it atleast seems like they wanna treat it with respect. I just wanna see the Dino invading the world scenario play out. Doesn't have to be on a global scale (although that would be cool). But We've done the "so hey there's this island with dinosaurs on it..." thing 3 times now. Time to do SOMETHING different.

    Remember those Dinosaurs Attacks trading cards from Topps back in the day? Epic. I wanna see something to that effect, although I realize its gonna have to be PG-13. But they could make 100 of these and I'd go see em. Even if it was on the island again, but like I said I hope they do something else with it. I mean at the end of 3 there were those Pterodactyls (Pteranodons?) flying away towards the mainland. Plus in part 2 when they got to the mainland everybody up on that boat had been eatin. The T-Rex couldn't have done that cuz it was stuck in the cargo hold! RAPTORS HELLO! I'm excited....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Falling Rock View Post
    I agree with Irish. Part 2 was my least favorite but it was still awesome. Why? God Damn Dinosaurs thats why. And it atleast seems like they wanna treat it with respect. I just wanna see the Dino invading the world scenario play out. Doesn't have to be on a global scale (although that would be cool). But We've done the "so hey there's this island with dinosaurs on it..." thing 3 times now. Time to do SOMETHING different.

    Remember those Dinosaurs Attacks trading cards from Topps back in the day? Epic. I wanna see something to that effect, although I realize its gonna have to be PG-13. But they could make 100 of these and I'd go see em. Even if it was on the island again, but like I said I hope they do something else with it. I mean at the end of 3 there were those Pterodactyls (Pteranodons?) flying away towards the mainland. Plus in part 2 when they got to the mainland everybody up on that boat had been eatin. The T-Rex couldn't have done that cuz it was stuck in the cargo hold! RAPTORS HELLO! I'm excited....
    yup...we are pretty much on the same page here



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    I'd rather see Carnosaur IV..

    They are re-releasing JP in 3D in April here. I'm more looking forward to that.

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    I love the Jurassic Park films... I wonder if they will change the way the raptors look so they have feathers?

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    Kinda like Land of the Lost sleestacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountOrlok View Post
    I'd rather see Carnosaur IV..

    They are re-releasing JP in 3D in April here. I'm more looking forward to that.
    I came in hear to say I'd rather see Carnosaur 4 too!

    Seriously though, except for the 1st, the JPs were mostly "meh"

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    I'm definitely looking forward to this!!! Love the movies!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountOrlok View Post
    I'd rather see Carnosaur IV..

    They are re-releasing JP in 3D in April here. I'm more looking forward to that.
    I liteally teared up when I saw the re-release trailer lol. I was so happy!

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    http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/excl...rassic-park-iv

    this is supposedly the plot for part 4, but who knows how true it is. Its got some good and bad points. Mainly what annoys me is that we are on the Island AGAIN. I was hoping it would be some other kind of setting, where the dinosaurs had invaded or something. I do like the one aspect that I think most people will hate though, where they control some of the raptors. Like a dinoriders kinda thing. Probably have microchips in their heads or something. Yeah that's cheesey as hell, but sometimes that's fun.

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    I was kinda hoping JP4 would take place in a populated area (or anywhere BUT the island), but oh well...i'll still be in line at the theatre to see this

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    I could see why they didn't go to a populated area for a whole movie in the 90s. (Cost Cutting Measure and technology)

    But now, they have no excuse especially with shitty CGI being so prevalent. A movie taking place in the states or a populated area anywhere in the world seems like it should be a given.

    Seriously who the fuck would go to either one of the islands again? I can't see why any of the characters from the first 3 movies would no matter the lame circumstances. They already stretched those lame concepts in both 2 and 3 even though 3 (while worse than 2) was way more entertaining for me.

    I bet 4 goes with a completely new cast of characters, and that will be the big excuse.

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    The best thing about JP1 was the buildup to seeing the dinosaurs. Back when they had this thing called 'suspense'. Now it's dinosaurs in your face in 3D.

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    They should just re boot the entire franchise and make it a survival horror movie.I mean....natures most vicious and deadliest killers are alive today and humans are just a sweet new snack for them.We are no longer the top of the food chain,the hunter becomes the hunted.I get that something like that wouldn't probably work because they want that sweet ass "pg 13,family oriented" money more than anything,but one can dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voodoo View Post
    They should just re boot the entire franchise and make it a survival horror movie.I mean....natures most vicious and deadliest killers are alive today and humans are just a sweet new snack for them.We are no longer the top of the food chain,the hunter becomes the hunted.I get that something like that wouldn't probably work because they want that sweet ass "pg 13,family oriented" money more than anything,but one can dream.



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