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    Guess what other people are doing

    So we have a louder than average roommate. We decided instead of getting annoyed by it we would turn all the odd and random sounds we hear from other rooms into stories. For example last night we heard the toilet lid slam and then a smacking sound.

    We turned it into: He came from a very strict household where bathroom usage was forbidden. If his parents caught him trying to use one they would beat him a lock him in a closet. Now in adulthood every time he gets the urge to go to the bathroom he slams the toilet lid and says "you're not the boss of me" before he weeps uncontrollably while spanking himself.

    Now give me your sound stories from roommates, neighbors, hell even loud coworkers.

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    He sits alone now. The music still blaring at 2am. Music used to mask the other noises. He can't look at the bed. He hopes his neighbors, upstairs and down, didn't hear her, the woman he brought home, just like the others. He prayed they didn't hear her head bounce off the floor. He hoped the music covered the noise of his booted feet stomping her face and the violence of the headboard smacking the wall as he fucked her barely conscious form, slicing her throat as he came. Now he just needed to cut up the body and remove the remains...

    There is always stomping and loud music coming from my upstairs neighbor's apartment.

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    Well freaking done Ogre!

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    nice! great thread Prime



    Maybe he has IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) and he drank the stale redbull on the table that made him shrink and now to little to reach the key to the bathroom that is on the table above him. Now he is figthing of the rat in his room(It is maryland..there are rats!) with a match stick. That could be some of the noise you are hearing..he stumbles apon a stale carrot chunk from the pack of ramen noodles he cooked just last night. He was hungry took a bit and he started to grow...taller and taller.
    Now he towers over this table with the bathroom key. He steps on the now ant like rat on his way to the table to retrive the key. Key now in hand he makes his way to the bathroom. He has troubles opening the door because of his giant hands. he the proceeds to kick the door in. About to burst wit poo cause he has to go so bad he realizes the toilete is way to small...so now he is screaming and yelling because he is a GIANT with IBS and a miniture toilete and he can do nothing about it.



    s0o0o your problem is that you have a GIANT with IBS and a miniture toilete that lives above ya mystery solved

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    This thread blows my mind.. :elstare:

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    My roommate got the master bedroom and the unit above us is a studio. The bed of the couple above us was right above her room and she brought me in a couple of times so we could giggle about how insanely loud they were having sex. The moans they were making were no joke haha.

    Eventually it got old though and she wrote this passive aggressive note (like females do) and taped it to their door. Something like "The next time you want to have Mr. & Mrs. Smith reenactment sex, can you do it during awake hours? I have working ears and can here everything!"

    So she tapes it to her door and sure enough, I'm the one who happens to see them the next day walking down the stairs.... and they're both talking to each other in sign language. When they saw me, they both kind of blushed and hurried off.

    I still make fun of my roommate for telling her deaf neighbors to be quiet because she has working ears.

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    Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooly fuck the odds of this..that shit seriously made me spit my damn water out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BooBerry View Post
    My roommate got the master bedroom and the unit above us is a studio. The bed of the couple above us was right above her room and she brought me in a couple of times so we could giggle about how insanely loud they were having sex. The moans they were making were no joke haha.

    Eventually it got old though and she wrote this passive aggressive note (like females do) and taped it to their door. Something like "The next time you want to have Mr. & Mrs. Smith reenactment sex, can you do it during awake hours? I have working ears and can here everything!"

    So she tapes it to her door and sure enough, I'm the one who happens to see them the next day walking down the stairs.... and they're both talking to each other in sign language. When they saw me, they both kind of blushed and hurried off.

    I still make fun of my roommate for telling her deaf neighbors to be quiet because she has working ears.
    Haha damn. I am a bit curious as to what Mr. & Mrs. Smith reenactment sex sounds like.

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    Loud. Because, in the most SENSITIVE way I can say this, they were making deaf people moans haha. So I assume they thought they were quiet. And of course they couldn't hear how squeaky their bed was or all the bumping and shit. It was all pretty funny though. We rarely even hear them walk now ha.

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