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    Clown (2014)

    Based on a faux trailer that eventually got the attention of Eli Roth, whom decided to help produce a full length feature film.

    A loving father dons a clown outfit, wig, bulbous nose and pancake makeup to entertain at his son's sixth birthday after the clown-for-hire is a no-show. Unable to take off the clown garb, dad's personality changes in horrific fashion. He and his family race to break the curse of the evil outfit before he undergoes a complete transformation into a homicidal killer with over-sized shoes.
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    I just love that it happened that way, and it looks really cool

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    Looks good. Besides who doesn't love clown horror?

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    For every 1 good clown horror movie there are about 20 that suck.

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    Okay, that looks like it could make people fear clowns again! Oh wait, most people already fear clowns. Regardless, looks pretty good. Anyone know of a release date?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hacknslash View Post
    Looks good. Besides who doesn't love clown horror?
    countorlok. He hates everything lol

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    countorlok. He hates everything lol
    I won't attempt to prove or disprove your assertion but the trailer did nothing for me. So either it's a very poorly made trailer (which I highly doubt, as the trailer is one of the most important parts of marketing a movie) or it's a mediocre film. Of course, some good films can have shitty trailers, but from the footage I saw and the general synopsis, my verdict is henceforth;

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    A lot of clown horror coming out lately which I'm very happy out. As for Roth, I know people hate him because some of the shit films he's directed, but honestly he seems like a really cool dude. No matter what he's a horror fan and is helping the horror fans out which is awesome.

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    I personally love Eli Roth, he's a great filmmaker. This, I can't wait for. As Wicked said, the clown movies to come out recently were cool. Stitches was great and this looks like a more serious version of that. So cool.

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    clown horror! Of course I am all oevr this one!!

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    It's Eli, I'll probably check it out.

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    Doesn't interest me but either way, Roth is on my shitlist. As you all remember, he started up a year round haunted house/bar/store in Vegas called Goretorium. Well, it failed and not only were so many Vegas peeps suddenly without jobs, but horror lovers nationwide who paid advanced deposits for a horror themed wedding at the venue weren't even told the place was closed and haven't recieved their deposits back... and I seriously doubt Roth is living in squalor right now from this failed business.

    Doesn't sound like a guy who loves his horror community to me.

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    damn I did not know all of that that sucks...I hate him a little more for that.

    buuuuuuuuuuuut it is still clowns....so I am still down!

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    Wow. I had no idea. He's a dick if he doesn't refund those people that put down deposits.

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    Movie had a lot of potential, but ended up being pretty MEH. It's not necessarily a bad film, but it just didn't really have much going on in it. It's mostly just about the dad dealing with the fact that the clown suit won't come off and his transformation is REALLY slow. Nothing really happens until the last 25-or-so mins. I'll have a more detailed review posted soon

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