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    Lords of Salem was a dogshit piece of half baked pretension so I'll be skipping this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Violent Marshmallow View Post
    Lords of Salem was a dogshit piece of half baked pretension so I'll be skipping this.
    Eh, still better than Halloween II

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodenheart View Post
    Just most of the kill scenes. Everything else is good. : )
    damn...so we have a steady cam for all the mindless convo's and shakey cam on the scenes that matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishG3nt View Post
    damn...so we have a steady cam for all the mindless convo's and shakey cam on the scenes that matter
    Mindless convo's = A staple to RZ films.
    Shakey cam = A staple for a horror "visionary"

    Maybe the camera guy was Parkinsons Head

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    I'll wait to watch this...I still love house of 1000 corpses, but I don't know if I could defend him any longer.

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    In the words of the lovable vampire Cassidy, "No, that's a shite film..."

    There was a time where I might have defended Rob Zombie flicks, having liked Ho1kC and Devil's Rejects, but boy has that ship sailed.

    This movie was just irredeemably bad, which was a shame since there were moments when it showed promise only to be swiftly dashed time and time again by shitty writing and dodgy directorial choices.

    This could have been a really fun, Running Man-esque, action horror flick. Instead it was a joyless, incomprehensible mess of disjointed scenes, bad characters, horrendous fight scenes where they seemed to be caught in a loop repeating the same actions just to pad out the movie, bad dialogue, and the list goes on.

    If I had to try and find something positive about it, I suppose Doom Head was a slightly interesting character at times, along with Meg Foster. That latter likely being influenced by nostalgia for They Live.

    Good for RZ for being in a position to create and do something that he loves I guess, but it seems there's nothing left for horror fans to see here.

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    Caught this the other day. I guess with everybody pretty much trashing this film, I went in with low expectations. All I can say is... Hey at least it's not his worst film imo. But it's your typically Rob Zombie film. The dialogue was so shitty and laughable (and not in a good way). Didn't really care for any of the characters. Only interesting one was Doomhead.

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    I tried watching this today...shut it off after 10 minutes

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    It suffers from the typical Rob Zombie movie problems.
    Cartoonish characterchers.
    The same characters he has in every single movie and that he can only seem to write.
    A story that is lifted right from a couple movies.... You almost get the sense that his pitch was "hunger games meets texas".
    A world that never feels real, entirely void of suspense.

    Visually its great. Sound is great. The movie itself is recycled, expected, silly, nothing special.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmike View Post
    I tried watching this today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macready View Post
    Maybe the camera guy was Parkinsons Head
    ... filling in for his clown brother Shakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macready View Post
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    So is anyone really surprised this is shit?

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    Not surprised, but I had to see it for myself to get some closure :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmike View Post
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    You beat me! I made it to 20mins then threw in the towel

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    Movie is definitely better than H2 and Lords of Salem, but that's not saying a whole lot. Honestly if it wasn't for Doom Head this would've been much worse, because he was a pretty badass character. I was rooting for him more than any of the unlikable leads. It was a little disappointing that we didn't see much on screen gore and I found the other "heads" pretty dull. They especially focused way too long on the first one, who kept going back and forth between English and Spanish for whatever reason. Rob should've just made a movie around the Doom Head character instead, because everything else in this movie was a waste.

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    This movie was better than lords of Salem. Honestly, I can't say I hated it. I'm not sure what everyone was talking about shaky camera? I didn't really realize. Yeah, the writing was garbage but once you got past that the rest of the movie was decent. I liked every "head" besides the first one. I feel like Rob couldn't decide what he wanted to do with that character as it was a mixture of many things and it all went wrong. Doom head was indeed the best character and this time Sherri didn't annoy the shit out of me. If Robs name wasn't attached to this i think everyone would say it was a mediocre movie. Since his names attached it's automatically shit. Not sticking up for the guy, but it was alright.

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    Little write up I posted on FB after viewing this turd


    First off, the acting and dialogue is completely awful. Sheri Moon cannot act. That is the bottom line. Whenever she speaks, she just has a blank expression on her face. The rest of the cast was more than decent as I have seen much worse, but everything is still extremely exaggerated. The long sessions of random dialogue that has nothing to do with anything, the overacting by the people who worked in 31, the dialogue where every other word is "fuck". I think Rob is just too in your face about his directing. In the beginning of the film there were scenes showing how "close" this little group of people are, but everyone seems so disconnected that it just seems forced and super fake.

    One of the characters said, "I ain't done with you yet!" and pointed at a girl. Ok, I get it, he's gonna rape her. Then he says, "I'm going to fuck you in every hole!" I'm thinking to myself, that part isn't necessary at all. The previous line of dialogue already established what he was going to do. Except, the entire movie is like this.

    Someone said the ending was decent, but the ending was not at all. Doom-Head was cool and all, but overall disappointing for the amount of hype he had surrounding him. How didn't Malcom MD calculate that there wouldn't be a winner with all these half-assed "heads" walking around? They all did more talking than actually doing anything. It was a complete waste of time and talent for this film.

    But, E.G Daily was awesome and the only thing I liked is when she spoke, it just sounded like Tommy Pickles from Rugrats in a horror environment. lol

    Overall, 5/10. Waste of time, but I have seen way worse.


    But, I'll add that the shaky cam didn't bother me. Maybe I am used to it by now from other directors?

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    ok....better than H2 still haven't watched Lords yet...It really isn't that good. I did not hate it though. Sick-Head was pretty good. The actor who played him was pretty damn believable and that laugh! There is NO character development what so ever in this....just mindless killing...which I am actually ok with. Doom Head was BY FAR the best part of this flick. I think there can be a series with just him alone. The killers for the most part never seemed to have the upper hand. Outside of sick head and doom head of course. All in all was very MEH for me.

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