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    Fifty Shades of Grey



    I know the book made a bunch of women

    This movie will probably make a ton of cash. Especially with the Valentines Day release date.
    Highly, HIGHLY doubt this will be PG-13.

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    This could be the new "Notebook". AKA the movie guys put on when they want women in the sack.

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    Tell you what, the books are written like shit. But, they are cover to cover sex. Graphic at that and for some reason the way it is written with the shy girl being dominated and truly enjoying that gets most of the women I know into it.

    No possible way all of what is in the book will be in the movie. I'd love to see the whole ben wa balls scenario played out though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macready View Post
    I'd love to see the whole ben wa balls scenario played out though
    I'm kind of glad I don't know what you're referring to

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    My wife told me about the ben wa balls part of the book...it's quite interesting actually.
    Certainly held my attention for the 5 or so pages he made her use them for the first time. He basically introduced them to her
    then either dared her or made her keep them in all day while she was working. Like I said, no way they can commit a lot of this book to a major film.

    http://celebrity-fit-club.com/celebr...s-and-excerpt/

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    Last edited by Macready; 07-24-2014 at 11:38 AM.
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    Ugh. My Facebook news feed is filled to the brim with this trailer. Even as a woman, I just can't get into it. I feel like it leads women astray as to what stuff like this is actually like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrighT MasteR View Post
    Hardly any story. Horrible writing. But filled to the brim with kinky shit and sells like crazy. Perhaps I should switch from writing horror to this stuff.

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    I have no interest. I read a few pages that I think someone posted here? I'm not sure but it was horrible. Like a young teen wrote it. Guys should definitely take their girls to this though. From the way girls got off by just reading the books I imagine the guy will be getting laid after watching this movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedNik View Post
    I have no interest. I read a few pages that I think someone posted here? I'm not sure but it was horrible. Like a young teen wrote it. Guys should definitely take their girls to this though. From the way girls got off by just reading the books I imagine the guy will be getting laid after watching this movie.
    You just summed up everything I have said here in one post

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedNik View Post
    From the way girls got off by just reading the books I imagine the guy will be getting laid after watching this movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedNik View Post
    Guys should definitely take their girls to this though. From the way girls got off by just reading the books I imagine the guy will be getting laid after watching this movie.
    You're joking right.

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    Idk I didn't read this garbage. The way girls were talking about it I'm pretty sure this is exactly what will happen once they watch this movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountOrlok View Post
    You're joking right.
    Contrary to how you (or myself for that matter) view it, Nik is 100% right. Just read that link I posted. These books caused a humongous jump in the sale of sex toys! Little girls next door weren't so innocent anymore after reading this crap. Some of the top sex toy sites added sections on items based off of and used in these books...sales went through the roof. Hell they still are!

    Probably the most popular site to purchase "toys" from is already geared up for the movie and has it's own section!

    http://www.adameve.com/editorial-c-1...-_-Main+Hero+1

    Above link obviously not safe for work.

    This franchise has the adult industry supporting it so the amount of cash that will be made is hard to fathom. So this woman (E.L. James) who has the writing skill of a pubescent teen and is already swimming in money will be raking in tons more.

    So yes, to state it once more there will be plenty of fucking once this movie is released. Although nowhere near as graphic as the books.

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    Better off just watching porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolmike View Post
    Better off just watching porn.
    I just posted the same exact thing on my Facebook page. Porn gets straight to the point and has better writing!

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    BUT, WHEN HE HITS MY CLI TOR US!

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