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  1. #21
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    I'm gonna shove one of those
    fake hearing devices so far up
    your ass, you can hear the
    sound of your small intestine
    as it produces shit!
     
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    The Duke of NY...A#1
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macready View Post
    I just posted the same exact thing on my Facebook page. Porn gets straight to the point and has better writing!
    exactly

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    "Wake up sucker, we're thieves and we're bad guys. That's exactly what we are."


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    seeking catch phrase
    bears, beets, battlestar
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    EL James originally published this Twilight Fan Fiction under the usuername SnowQueen's IceDragon now she swims in a vault of Scrooge McDuck Money and KY.

    She is the American Dream.

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    You have to sell your soul to make money, making soulless, derivative garbage. Like Twilight and Harry Potter.

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    am not myself, you see?”
     
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    I don't think any of these people thought their books would get this big and turn into movies and every other type of merchandise.

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    It's why they keep churning out books. It may have started out as fan fiction but once they sign contracts, it's a merchandising machine. It started with Harry Potter which was a multiple film/book deal then Twilight, The Hunger Games, etc.. until that stops making money, but not until they've drained every last cent out of it. I think this stuff is much worse because it just lacks in imagination.

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    The Flicks Fix needs your
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    GAH! The excerpts I saw from the book made me avoid reading it. I just subjected myself to the trailer and it just looks like the Devil Wears Prada or Ugly Betty with lame ass Hollywood sex. As I mentioned on Mac's Facebook Universal sued Smash to keep the porn version from coming out, probably due to being butt hurt by being beaten to the punch since it was already done filming. This just seems like a waste to make a movie about "kinky" sex without really showing anything. While yes some movies like The Secretary were able to pull this off the source material here is such drivel I cant see anything remotely interesting or good coming out of it.

    I am so thankful the women that I am around didn't buy into this sudo sexual liberation.

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    damn status bar...my entries
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    for me...Fifty Shades Of Mariage

    Wife: Hun was that you?!
    Me: Yup!
    Wife: It smells!
    Me: I know!! Was a real winner!
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    Me: Hun...was that you?!
    Wife: Yup!
    Me: I love you!
    Wife: Now stay on your side of the bed!
    Me: Fuck off! Love you good night!


    that is the dtruth right there!

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    Don't talk shit about Harry Potter.

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    Yup
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    The highly-anticipated adaptation of the erotic bestseller dominated the domestic box office with an estimated $81.7 million, and grossed a staggering $158 million overseas, the biggest international opening of 2015 so far and the biggest R-rated opening ever internationally.

    The Universal-Focus movie, reportedly budgeted at $40 million, currently has a worldwide cume of $239.7 million.


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    Already nearly $300M worldwide. Twilight Fan fiction meets Thomas Crown. Like Twilight it's Beauty and the Beast, only the Beast is inverted, where he's pretty on the outside and ugly on the inside. Women everywhere explore their rape fantasies and show the world that domestic abuse is okay if you're rich and pretty.

    For once I might agree with what I expect to be the feminist rhetoric on this one. If nothing else it makes for a quick personality test question on the next date.

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    Valhalla, I am coming
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    Sequel here we cum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmurdur View Post
    Sequel here we come.
    Both sequels were confirmed before this even released.

    The Wayan's Brothers are probably already on a "script" for their cash-in spoof of this cash machine.

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    So many horny ladies

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    This makes me so disappointed in humanity.

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