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    Range 15

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    I never heard of this flick before but after reading about it...it is now #1 on my must see list!

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    After a night of hardcore partying, a group of military veterans wakes up to find the world has fallen to the zombie apocalypse. Now it's up to them to shoot, stab, and hump their way to saving the world.

    RANGE 15 is the two-headed spermbaby of Nick Palmisciano and Mat Best, the veteran owners of clothing companies Ranger Up and Article 15. Tired of cinema's consistently inaccurate portrayal of the military, and with a string of successful web videos under their PT belts, the pair decided it was time to team up and make their own film to truly represent the men and women of the armed forces. RANGE 15's cast, crew and even extras were mostly made up of veterans and the resulting irreverent zombie action-comedy is the perfect vehicle to showcase the warped sense of humor and unique camaraderie found amongst those who served. The film is also more than happy to put boots to the ass of military movie stereotypes, from cliché inspiring speeches to unrepentant homoeroticism. Seriously, a hole lot of homoeroticism.

    Directed by Ross Patterson (FDR: AMERICAN BADASS, HELEN KELLER VS. NIGHTWOLVES), RANGE 15 is a perfect entry in to this column…and not just because it features a character with a blow-up doll glued to his dick the entire movie. The movie wears its crowd-funded budget and quick production schedule on its sleeve while still delivering non-stop quotable lines and over-the-top, ridiculous gags. If you're easily offended, then you'll definitely appreciate the graphic zombie sex, prolonged amputee jokes, and the rest of the penis-ripping fun. When the film's hero is forced to receive the zombie cure rectally, with his two friends shoving a bottle up his ass and Eiffel Towering him in the process, you'll realize that nothing in this movie is off limits, in the best way possible. There's also lots of in-jokes for servicemen and women to appreciate, from digs at PT belts and challenge coins to stolen valor dickholes getting their asses stomped.

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    Might be a riot. Interesting cast ensemble for sure.

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