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    Fair enough dudes. This thread is kinda funny. I'm not an official horror critic, so any backlash is expected. I just think those films were crap. I mean, I loved comedies such as Freddy Got Fingered, so what do I know? I hate films that try to be smarter than what they are ex: Resolution.

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    I don't think it was trying to be smarter than the filmmakers telling a cool story. It also wasn't hard to figure out if I remember correctly, I don't see why you are so against it. Plus giving each film a 0/10 saying it has absolute NO qualities whatsoever is laughable. Even if I didn't care for either film, I have the mental capacity to know that I have seen much worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodenheart View Post
    we have a horror elitist on this forum..
    Shit!! You found me out ............shhhhhhhhhhhhh lets keep it our secret ok?

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    Like, so many people out there were trying to track this down. And it just...got delivered on a tweet. What the hell.

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    Just about anything J.R. Bookwalter has been involved with.
    I love low budget movies like Luther the Geek and Truth or Dare (1986) but I have always found his movies just bad.
    His movie Bloodletting could have been a great movie with a better script and actors though.

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    I'd say Exorcist 2 was pretty abysmal... not to mention arguably one of, if not, the worst horror sequel ever.

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    Terrortory....never heard of!? good keep it that way...I turned it off

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    The Mailman aka the only movie i have ever turned of due to being terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primetimeloser View Post
    The Mailman aka the only movie i have ever turned of due to being terrible
    I had to turn that off as well!!!

    For the record Zombie Lake is so awful, it is pure shit. Oasis of the Dead is not much better but at least it's passable.


    I havent seen either of the films that the OP mentioned but I'm willing to check them out, they both have an interesting premise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strtfghtr View Post
    I had to turn that off as well!!!

    For the record Zombie Lake is so awful, it is pure shit. Oasis of the Dead is not much better but at least it's passable.


    I havent seen either of the films that the OP mentioned but I'm willing to check them out, they both have an interesting premise.
    Wow i didn't know anyone else saw that POS. I noped once the guy got busted cheating and they poisoned the cat food. Movie WAY over estimated people writing letters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primetimeloser View Post
    Wow i didn't know anyone else saw that POS.
    Well technically you still don't KNOW anyone that has seen it...since I couldn't make it through

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    True , so pissed i own it but in good consciousness can't sell it and risk subjecting someone else to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primetimeloser View Post
    so pissed i own it
    Why do you own it?

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    The Blair Witch Project is the worst "horror" movie ever.

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    Blind buy when Hollywood Video was liquidating.

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    Creepozoids isn't even watchable for 80's cheese.
    Never liked Society either, movie is so weird it makes it awful.

    Absentia is pretty fucking bad but not in the category of worst movie ever. It is the first movie that made me go on Netflix to write a review for how bad it is though.
    The only thing it has going for it is that it a rare indie flick that doesn't have a killer wearing a mask or buckets of blood to make up for an inept script and horrible acting.
    But it does replace those two indie staples with 90 minutes of extreme boredom, no tension, no creepy factor, absolutely nothing of relevance. So kudos I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primetimeloser View Post
    Blind buy when Hollywood Video was liquidating.
    I got mine from a deepdiscount buy one get one sale back in the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primetimeloser View Post
    Blind buy when Hollywood Video was liquidating.
    figured as much... or maybe part of a collection pack or something. I could never do the blind buy thing. I have a hard enough time shelling out bread on something i've seen and would like to add to the solo shelf of fame - much less forking it out on something that i knew little about, and would be soon relegated to coaster status.

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