+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 15 of 15



  1. #1
    Rotting Zealot
    This user has no status.
     
    Faust's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-16-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Member #
    18962
    Age
    44
    Posts
    1,007
    Threads
    343
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 72
    Given: 124

    Cats 2019 yeah I'm putting it here I just finished watching it

    That was one of the strangest things I haver ever watched and had some disturbing imagery, wow they were just creepy looking with their weird semi human faces, why would you do this? I have never watched the broadway play before some things should not be translated to screen at all. I am at a loss of words for how truly bizarre this film is and the weird disturbing stuff. They keep cutting up the dancing sections like I am sure the broadway play has amazing dancing but the movie highly edits them, where as if you saw it live you could see all this dancing happening at the same time. This film is just a train wreck. I laughed my head off watching this I had tears coming down my face at times

    Here are some of my thoughts and notes on the film while watching

    what the fuck is a jelicl? there is a whole song that starts off with variations on jelicl cat....jelicl cat.

    This is the most creepy and bizarre thing I have ever seen and it just started

    Rebel Wilson keeps scratching close to her private area almost diddle herself

    the cats sizes keep changing in the film sometimes they are large, sometimes they are really tiny the perspective keeps changing on them it's jarring

    the cats and bugs are singing, the cats keep eating the bugs during this song and dance number and they are terrified.

    Is there a plot to this movie? what the heck is happening?

    This is the most degrading film I have seen for actors. one guy was drinking out of a hose in a disturbing way, I saw Sir Ian Mckellan drink out of a large saucer bowl

    Again with the jelicls

    that cat is dressed like Mario

    I can't believe I am still watching this

    I never knew the song Memories came from this play

    a lady just went bye bye on a hot air balloon to cat heaven or something?

    Judy dench is singing about stuff i learned from watching this, i haven't learned anything

    2 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Last edited by Faust; 04-16-2020 at 09:27 PM.

  2. #2
    The Architect
    This user has no status.
     
    FrighT MasteR's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online

    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Member #
    1
    Location
    A semi-dark room
    Posts
    31,639
    Threads
    1837
    My Mood
    Lurking
    Follow FrighT MasteR On Twitter Add FrighT MasteR on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 879
    Given: 134
    Gamer IDs

    PSN ID frightie Steam ID frightie

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  3. #3
    Zombiefied Zealot
    Hate the voices.
     
    The Mutilated's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    1 Day Ago

    Join Date
    Feb 2017
    Member #
    19394
    Posts
    1,809
    Threads
    12
    My Mood
    Angelic
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 266
    Given: 355
    I saw the Screen Rant for this film, and that was enough. I have no intention of ever watching this in its entirety.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    I can feel your blood
    dripping on my skin
    I can taste your flesh
    All I need is death.

  4. #4
    Rotting Zealot
    This user has no status.
     
    Faust's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-16-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Member #
    18962
    Age
    44
    Posts
    1,007
    Threads
    343
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 72
    Given: 124
    I forgot to mention the scene where a female cat almost got choked to death because it got stuck and two cats bail on her leaving her to try and free herself

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  5. #5
    Resident Omega
    This user has no status.
     
    Solo's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online

    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Member #
    18731
    Posts
    3,709
    Threads
    41
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 278
    Given: 107
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mutilated View Post
    I have no intention of ever watching this in its entirety.
    I have no intention of ever watching this.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  6. #6
    Rotting Zealot
    This user has no status.
     
    Faust's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-16-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Member #
    18962
    Age
    44
    Posts
    1,007
    Threads
    343
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 72
    Given: 124
    Everyone should watch this at least once it is truly an experience that is hard to describe

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  7. #7
    UHM's Arrogant Metal Head
    If anything is possible, is it
    possible for something to be
    impossible?
     
    DMHead777's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    2 Weeks Ago

    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Member #
    12844
    Location
    Chicago
    Age
    36
    Posts
    14,459
    Threads
    436
    My Mood
    Tired
    Add DMHead777 on Facebook
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 570
    Given: 1,294
    Gamer IDs

    Gamertag DMHead777 PSN ID dmhead777 Steam ID whittem0re
    My buddy wants to get a few of us together and watch this. There will be a shit load of alcohol involved and I am very down for ripping on it as much as possible.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  8. #8
    Zombiefied Zealot
    Hate the voices.
     
    The Mutilated's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    1 Day Ago

    Join Date
    Feb 2017
    Member #
    19394
    Posts
    1,809
    Threads
    12
    My Mood
    Angelic
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 266
    Given: 355
    Quote Originally Posted by DMHead777 View Post
    There will be a shit load of alcohol involved
    ...ah, drunken movie watching is tight.

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    I can feel your blood
    dripping on my skin
    I can taste your flesh
    All I need is death.

  9. #9
    Rotting Zealot
    Inquisitive
     
    autorico's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    01-05-2021

    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Member #
    17222
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    162
    Threads
    4
    My Mood
    Lurking
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 15
    Given: 86

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  10. #10
    Rotting Zealot
    This user has no status.
     
    Faust's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-16-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Member #
    18962
    Age
    44
    Posts
    1,007
    Threads
    343
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 72
    Given: 124
    Quote Originally Posted by autorico View Post
    That was brilliant! and they still left out lots of bizarre things

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  11. #11
    Psycho Killer
    Lurking in the Dark
     
    Toby's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    2 Days Ago

    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Member #
    1991
    Location
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Age
    34
    Posts
    1,254
    Threads
    75
    My Mood
    Lurking
    Follow Toby On Twitter Add Toby on Facebook
    Visit Toby's Youtube Channel
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 65
    Given: 458
    Cats is a must-see experience for everyone, a remarkable film that will send you through a nearly 2-hour long spiraling wormhole of insanity, one of those rare films that are both utterly fucking terrible and deliriously entertaining to no end!

    Everything everyone had ever said bad about the movie is absolutely true, Tom Hooper is terrible at musical films in general and the idea to douse Cats into a grim-gritty realism direction while sprinkling it with some fantasy has proven how demonstrably inept of a filmmaker he truly is as well as how incompetent Universal Studios is for greenlighting the director in the first place when there are far better directors for this concept like Moulin Rogue's Baz Luhrmann and The Greatest Showman's Michael Gracey who could accomplish this fleet.

    Not only that but the visual effects artists who were all over-worked, under-paid and will most likely be fired after the official release of the film Cats because the mainstream film industry is fucking terrible and treats all fantastic animators like utter garbage when they break their backs, sacrifice time with family, given no time off to do their job and making visual effects for all movies when like any hard-working person deserves the job opportunities they need to survive in this shit-hole country of America.

    It's no wonder the Cats themselves all look so unappealing and nightmarishly awful, mostly because of Tom Hooper not knowing what adaptation means and not caring about anything during the production, Tom Hooper also had the bright idea of having no motion-capture suits only furthering over-budgeting the production and working the animators to exhaustion and Universal pulling funding it makes sense that the Cats look as horrific and traumatically terrible as they do in the movie despite giving us some cats you may wanna fuck because it's a horny weird movie like that.

    Characters are all nonsensical, the story is underpants where it's a no-touch sex-and-death cult of cats who want to be chosen to be reincarnated and there just so happens to be a villain with very poor motivation for wanting to take out any of the nominated cats despite doing so well for himself being a magic cat and all and poor Idris Alba being made to be unappealing and being colored the same skin color is very offensive and well boring.

    The sets looked so good and so cheap and terrible it just adds to the hilariously bad direction the movie took, it's a gaudy cheap nightmare land of Cats and while nobody asked for that despite all of us having seen that trailer we knew we were in for something that would never survive in the public eye because it's utterly bad, but my gods have you SEEN this movie? It's amazing!

    This is one of those rare so-bad-it's-good kind of movies that I will say RIVALS The Room, Birdemic and Wish Upon...yeah I said it, call me insane but when I saw this in the theater me and the audience were shocked and in tears laughing at this thing and utterly speechless to this film having been made like you can't have made a film like this by accident, it's unbelievable how the filmmakers made this thing and thought everything they chose to make was a "good idea".

    It's a movie that will make you say "Kill Me" and it does, it will snap your brain in half, but by god is it funny to see how this trainwreck manifested and to fail so utterly hard in the public eye is purely amazing and should be rewarded with at least one viewing to truly embrace the badness that is the live-action film adaptation of Andrew "Go Fuck Yourself" Lloyd Weber's Cats.

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    "It's a Freak Show! A Freak Show! See the strange and bizarre! Step right up, we'd love to see you! We think YOU can be the STAR! Hahahaha! Oooh! Hahahahaha! Ooohh! Hahahaha!"-Umlaut (CarnEvil)
    GORY PUMPKIN WEBSITE

    "Ignorance must die if creation is to survive.."-Dillon Mason (Hacksaw: Documentary of a Psycho Killer)

  12. #12
    Rotting Zealot
    This user has no status.
     
    Faust's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-16-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Member #
    18962
    Age
    44
    Posts
    1,007
    Threads
    343
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 72
    Given: 124
    Yes I agree with everything in this review

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  13. #13
    Rotting Zealot
    This user has no status.
     
    Faust's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    09-16-2021

    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Member #
    18962
    Age
    44
    Posts
    1,007
    Threads
    343
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 72
    Given: 124
    For those wondering if this should be labeled a horror movie or not


    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

  14. #14
    Zombiefied Zealot
    Majestic ruler of scavengers
     
    TonyVato's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online

    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Member #
    17503
    Location
    Las Vegas
    Posts
    1,696
    Threads
    10
    My Mood
    Amused
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 95
    Given: 72
    Sounds and looks like horror to me. I couldn't get past a minute of that clip ^^^^^

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    Last edited by TonyVato; 04-30-2020 at 10:38 AM.

  15. #15
    UHM Emissary
    Long live the new flesh
     
    Primetimeloser's Avatar
    Status
    Offline
    Last Online
    01-19-2024

    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Member #
    16319
    Location
    Maryland
    Age
    36
    Posts
    8,385
    Threads
    78
    My Mood
    Yeehaw
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 276
    Given: 706
    Quote Originally Posted by Faust View Post
    what the fuck is a jelicl? there is a whole song that starts off with variations on jelicl cat....jelicl cat.
    This! THIS! THIS!!!!
    We did a group watch with this on Discord. All of us were so lost. Even being heavily medicated didn't help.

    2 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    * First time watch
    365 Days of Horror 2020-2021 https://boxd.it/97ywm

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •