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SUPER SHREDDER!
"It's a Freak Show! A Freak Show! See the strange and bizarre! Step right up, we'd love to see you! We think YOU can be the STAR! Hahahaha! Oooh! Hahahahaha! Ooohh! Hahahaha!"-Umlaut (CarnEvil)
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I think this does it more justice.
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Seriously though. Less can be more Michael Bay. Hell, this Shredder is still legit scary and he has only half the amount of armor and blades on him.
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Reminds me of the old black and white comics. Nice poster!
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Damn Megatron looks sick in that new transformers picture...wait I'm in the wrong thread this is the Ninja Turtles one? Oh...well...nevermind.
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"Wake up sucker, we're thieves and we're bad guys. That's exactly what we are."
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Dayum, looks like they have Oroku Saki in this
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Honestly......the trailer did nothing for me. No anger, no excitement, no sorrow, nothing. And that's not a good sign because I feel like a film about mutated turtles that are also ninjas should generate a reaction. The only time I really thought or felt anything was the ending where they played on the early fan rage when they where taking the mutant turtle part out and making them aliens. Nice try at humor on the audiances behalf Bay, but you going back tot he orriginal origins hasn't saved this yet.
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I see your awful song and raise you this gem!
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Didn't get around to taking my son to see this but it had a damn good opening weekend with 68 million bucks. Hell it even knocked Guardians out of number 1!
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* First time watch
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This isn't coming out until September here but I will be seeing Sin City 2 instead.
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My buddy said it wasn't bad. He said the Turtle parts were cool, but the story sucked ass. A sequel was just announced, so hopefully it will fix the plot problems from this one.
Probably seeing this next week.
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I've heard nothing but terrible from people I've talked to...
Some spoilers
Spoiler...- Shitty, jumpcut fight scenes typical of Bay films and new age filmmaking
- Too much focus on April...surprise surprise
- Mikey basically being the equivalent of the twins from Transformers 2
- Shredder making Transformer noises and being Transformers size
- William being some random scientist..but NOT Baxter Stockman
- The other 3 Turtles seemingly being the only good things about the movie, because as noted..the story is terrible and laughable
So I'll pass and wait...
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