Originally Posted by
RampantChaos
Clearly, any well-educated person should be aware of the fact that if there is a film entitled SAW or Hostel, they are in for a roller-coaster made out of shit, that ends in a pool feces. So, in a nutshell, Saw (and the sequels) and Hostel (and the sequel) are nothing but shit, from beginning to end.
Now that I have shit on those shitfests, I must say that both SUSPIRIA and BLAIR WITCH PROJECT are genius pieces of film-making, that are benchmarks in the horror genre, and should be appreciated as cinematic artworks.
If you liked Freddy vs. Jason, and hated Suspiria, you should just go ahead and kill yourself while backyard wrestling, because really, you have nothing to offer the rest of the world.
The end.