Hostel: Part III (2011)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


The first Hostel was a movie I surprisingly enjoyed. It was gory, creative, and ballsy for a theatrical release. I admired Eli Roth's attempt to (along with Saw) bring forth a very dark and incredibly gory approach to death in mainstream horror. The sequel was a disappointment for me, as it was simply more of the same, but at least the gore was amped up and we were given a little backstory on the society that runs these torture chambers. Now, four years later, we're given a low-grade straight-to-DVD sequel that's nothing more than an obvious cash-in on the Hostel name.

Eli Roth takes a step back and lets his friend Scott Spiegel (Intruder, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money) take the reigns, which I wasn't entirely against since the last two horror fares from Spiegel offered some clever camera tricks that I had hoped to see him revisit with this sequel. Sadly that's not the case here, as aside from a lot of gratuitous shots of the camera following someone's ass (for whatever reason), it's all a pretty straight forward directorial effort.
Hot Seat (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

Once upon a time, James Cullen Bressack was one of my favorite horror filmmakers (Hate Crime, Pernicious, Bethany, To Jennifer, and Blood Craft.) And now?

Hot Seat (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

Once upon a time, James Cullen Bressack was one of my favorite horror filmmakers (Hate Crime, Pernicious, Bethany, To Jennifer, and Blood Craft.) And now?

Hot Seat (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

Once upon a time, James Cullen Bressack was one of my favorite horror filmmakers (Hate Crime, Pernicious, Bethany, To Jennifer, and Blood Craft.) And now?

Hot Seat (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

Once upon a time, James Cullen Bressack was one of my favorite horror filmmakers (Hate Crime, Pernicious, Bethany, To Jennifer, and Blood Craft.) And now?

Hot Spring Shark Attack (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
1/10

There are bad movies and there are “what the fuck did I just watch?” movies. Hot Spring Shark Attack is without a doubt on the “da fuck?” list, beyond Sharknado smoking crack.

Hot Spring Shark Attack (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
1/10

There are bad movies and there are “what the fuck did I just watch?” movies. Hot Spring Shark Attack is without a doubt on the “da fuck?” list, beyond Sharknado smoking crack.

Hot Spring Shark Attack (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
1/10

There are bad movies and there are “what the fuck did I just watch?” movies. Hot Spring Shark Attack is without a doubt on the “da fuck?” list, beyond Sharknado smoking crack.

Hot Spring Shark Attack (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
1/10

There are bad movies and there are “what the fuck did I just watch?” movies. Hot Spring Shark Attack is without a doubt on the “da fuck?” list, beyond Sharknado smoking crack.

Hounds of Love (2016)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

I am not a parent, but I imagine that Hounds of Love is the epitome of a mother’s (and father’s) worst nightmare. It’s almost a relief knowing I’ll never encounter this unimaginable devastation – finding out your child has disappeared.

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