CockHammer

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http://i33.tinypic.com/280pic9.jpg

Website:
http://www.myspace.com/hackhotties

"CockHammer is the story of Terrence and Perander, two pill popping swinger losers who's girlfriends are mysteriously kidnapped by CockHammer, a snuff porn kingpin and occult sorcerer bent on unlocking the secrets of the dreaded black mage diary!

Will Terrence and Perander figure out his heinous intentions and rescue their bitches in time to get their assholes fucked, or will the girls become the latest victims in CockHammer's elaborate plot to become a demigod?!

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For those who are unfamiliar with Hack Movies (which I'm sure you are), they are a small group of "filmmakers" with Kevin Strange leading the pack. They produce, without question, some of the worst and cheapest backyard-basement-home production movies that you can fine. Often filled with cheap (and I mean cheap) gore gags, immature-childish humor that is really nothing but a bunch of dick and fart jokes, bad acting, stupid stories...Just about everything is cheap and terrible...But, with that, their movies can be very entertaining at times. And their latest film, Cockhammer, looks to be no different. Should be fun.

They definitely won me over with Colonel Killmotherfuckers, but not so much with Dream Reaper. Haven't had a chance to watch Dead Shit or Stiff Jobs yet.

[cmurdur]

:stare:

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The amazing head stomping sequence from Dream Reaper... :stare:
http://metapher.fatcow.com/filmbizarro/design/screenshots/dreamreaper/dreamreaper4.jpg

The unbelieavable face removal scene from Colonel Killmotherfuckers... :stare:
http://metapher.fatcow.com/filmbizarro/design/screenshots/colonelkillmotherfuckers/colonelkillmotherfuckers3.jpg

[cmurdur]

Watermelon :stare:

[cataclysm vol.2]

:no:

That is clearly blood, bits of skull, and brain matter.

[cmurdur]

Was he face entirely green and without human features? :stare:

[cataclysm vol.2]

I would assume so, but I can't be certain since he wore a mask the entire time of the movie.

http://metapher.fatcow.com/filmbizarro/design/screenshots/dreamreaper/dreamreaper3.jpg

[cmurdur]

Pumpkinhead is a bitch. Watermelonhead reigns supreme. :stare:

[Lemmywinks]

Atleast the title is amusing.

[DMHead777]

I don't understand underground "horror". A good amount of the films are not even scary whatsoever. People watch the movies, and more often the not, laugh at the movie and not with.

[Slayer]

I don't understand underground "horror". A good amount of the films are not even scary whatsoever. People watch the movies, and more often the not, laugh at the movie and not with.
That doesn't just define Underground Horror...just take a look at Jennifer's Body.

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I don't understand underground "horror". A good amount of the films are not even scary whatsoever. People watch the movies, and more often the not, laugh at the movie and not with.

Yeah, it's more than obvious you don't understand.

[m0nd0]

:thumbup:
This is one fun flick!! sequel to Stiff Jobs btw
not sure which one I liked more

WE NEED MORE HOOKERS.
greatest start to a movie

[DMHead777]

Yeah, it's more than obvious you don't understand.

Yeah I can't understand that a film called Cockhammer was made. You're right. My fragile little mind can't warp around this fantastic concept of a true, awe-inspiring, horror film.

[Jen]

Easy fellas...

[FrighT MasteR]

DM responding to a comment made to him 3 years ago :hehe:

[m0nd0]

thought it better than to post a new thread.

[DMHead777]

DM responding to a comment made to him 3 years ago :hehe:

haha might as well. I hate when people say "You don't understand underground horror". I get it..it's a low budget and people who want to make flicks with free reign. But really? Cockhammer? I'd understand if it was a cool concept, but this is just silly and made for attention. But, obviously this is just is me going off the comments here.

[Splat]

For whatever reason neither the video or the pictures are loading up....from seeing what has been said about these movies maybe that is a good thing :ahheh: