Murder, Anyone? (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched a decent satirical murder story, let alone one so cleverly written. Imagine my surprise when I began watching “Murder, Anyone?” which (I’m proud to say) immediately sparked memories of the tongue-in-cheek 1982 film, Deathtrap.

Teddy Told Me To (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

If you’re in the mood for a derivative of The Funhouse with elevated humor and next to no emotional investment, Teddy Told Me To would be the right choice!  

The Park (2023)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

The Park is an ambitious little indie movie from first time director Shal Ngo, who until now has done only short films. I’m unfamiliar with his work but am a fan of survival/post-apoc-type movies, so I went in hoping for a decent effort from the subgenre.

Children of the Corn (2020)

REVIEWER RATING: 
4/10

Whether we want it or not, every some years comes another addition to the never-ending Children of the Corn franchise. Since the last movie came out in 2018 it was only a matter of time, but in this case instead of a pointless sequel we got a pointless remake.