Clownado (2019)

REVIEWER RATING: 
1/10

Where to begin…
Oh, right. Clownado. It’s HORRIBLE. Film names are not always a premonition of how good/bad the actual movie will be (Clowntergeist for instance was fun!) but in this instance, the title should have shouted “DO NOT WATCH!”

It: Chapter Two (2019)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10

Pennywise is back in this sequel to the hit first film, which takes place 27 years after the events of the last movie. I really liked the previous installment thanks to the great chemistry and character development of the kids and Bill Skarsgård offered some solid scares as the titular clown.

Satanic Panic (2019)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10

Satanic Panic marks the directorial debut of Chelsea Stardust (after working on numerous shorts) and it's a pretty decent effort from the freshmen filmmaker, especially to have gathered such an interesting cast of actors like Jerry O'Connell (dude is everywhere nowadays) and Rebecca Romijn (can't

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10

Chances are if you were a kid in the 80's and/or 90's that you've come across a tale or two from the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book series. Whether you've read'em yourself or a friend might've talked about'em, it was hard not to be somewhat acquainted with it in one form or another.