Priest (2011)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


Based on the Korean graphic novel with the same name, Priest is the latest flick from director Scott Stewart. If you've seen Stewarts previous effort, Legion, then you pretty much know what to expect from Priest, especially considering it also stars actor Paul Bettany, who once again plays an all-around badass unstoppable character. I've only read the first graphic novel several years ago, so I can't really compare the two, but one doesn't necessarily need to know the source material to realize that the movie has changed quite a bit of the storyline.

The film is set in an alternate future, where war between vampires and humans have been going on for centuries, which eventually leads to the construction of walled cities controlled by the Church. The war against the bloodsuckers had been a futile one until the Church created an army of skilled warrior Priests that can outthink and combat the vampires accordingly. They eventually wiped out the vampire race (or so they thought), thus leading the Priests to become pointless and essentially casted off into regular society.
Stake Land (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10


The Ward (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
3/10


After witnessing a miracle with Rampage (a Uwe Boll movie that doesn't completely suck) I was starting to think that maybe he could actually start developing some decent flicks. That's obviously not the case, as made apparent with the latest pointless straight-to-DVD effort known as BloodRayne: The Third Reich, the obvious third and hopefully final installment in the horrible BloodRayne film series. It took literally three movies to get to the point where Rayne actually fought Nazis, which is something that should have been added in the first movie, had Uwe not decided to set it in freakin' medieval times!

The  flick starts off with Rayne slicing and dicing numerous Nazis on a train, and mistakenly has her blood spilled into a Nazi Commander's mouth, naturally turning him into a dhampir-hybrid, similar to Rayne. This offers the Nazis an idea to give the remaining blood to the Fuhrer and also create a new hybrid army of vampires. Meanwhile, Rayne decides to team up with a group of resistance fighters, in hopes of stopping the commander and his men from reaching the Fuhrer's location.
Mother's Day (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10

Wake Wood (2011)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

Season of the Witch (2011)

REVIEWER RATING: 
4/10

Baring no relation to the George Romero flick with the same name, Season of the Witch is a silly period adventure horror pic that starts off mediocre and quickly descends into the ridiculous. By the end you'll likely question how a film like this even made it to the theaters.

Orcs! (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

Rammbock: Berlin Undead (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10

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