Bait (2012)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


Psycho Cop 2 (1993)

REVIEWER RATING: 
3/10


I don't know whose brilliant idea was to do a sequel to the horribly cheesy film Psycho Cop, but one was delivered back in 1993 and boy is it shitty. The film sees our least favorite killer cop stalking a couple businessmen in the city, where he discovers that underneath their suit and tie lies a group of perverted party-going drunks that are looking to commit all sorts of sins during a secret late night office party. This obviously doesn't bode well for the officer and he makes his way into the work building to take care of bidniz.

As bad as the first movie was, it was at least fun and unintentionally hilarious, so I had a good time with it. This sequel, however, was just plain bad. Sure there were some really funny and dumb scenes and bits of unnecessary and poor dialogue, but the pacing for the first half was terrible. I almost gave up watching the flick before the cop even started killing anyone. The whole movie mostly just goes back and forth between the party upstairs with some strippers, a couple of people sexing it up in the fax room, and what's going on downstairs with the cop.
V/H/S (2012)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


Evil Toons (1992)

REVIEWER RATING: 
3/10


Juan of the Dead (2011)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10


[Rec] 3: Genesis (2012)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


After teaming with Jaume Balagueró with the first two [Rec] films, Paco Plaza and Juame decide to part ways for the final two installments in the franchise (supposedly), the first being this flick, followed by Apocalypse from Juame at a later date. It was initially thought that this would be a prequel to the previous installments, but it's actually a parallel story to the first two (primarily the first). Although some may hate that the movie went for a more conventional approach towards its storytelling this time, I actually found it refreshing since I've grown rather tired of the POV camera technique (at least for the moment).

The story finds us at a wedding for Clara and Koldo, a young and happy couple that will soon wish they hadn't invited so many guests for the event, especially their Uncle, who just so happens to have a bite on his hand from the very same dog from the first movie... It's not long before his eyes get bloodshot and starts foaming at the mouth right before taking a bite out of one of the partygoers.
Detention (2011)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


Music video helmer-turned-feature film director Joseph Kahn returns (after the abysmal Torque in 2004) to bring us an incredibly whacked out new teen slasher flick titled Detention that's a mix of so many different genres and ideas, it's hard to really pinpoint where the man was going with it all. This proves to be the film's strength and weakness, as it's clear by the end of the film that much of the insanity that occurred prior into the story could've been done without.

The movie starts out simple enough as we witness some bitchy high school girl get murdered by someone disguised as a character named "Cinderhella", whose the lead killer in a fictional slasher franchise within the movie. Shortly after her death the school and its staff are in an uproar about who killed this popular girl, and it's not long before the killer goes after his next victim, who happens to be our awkward female lead.
Psycho Cop (1989)

REVIEWER RATING: 
4/10


Prometheus (2012)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10


Piranha 3DD (2012)

REVIEWER RATING: 
4/10


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