Bermuda Island (2023)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

Good things come to those who wait, and yeah…this was well worth the wait! Bermuda Island begins with a typical shoot out with the FBI arresting criminal gang leader Diego Montalban (Gugliemi) and decide to transport this human trash via first class to Puerto Rico on a commercial jet.

The Mean One (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

The horror genre is going through a weird phase right now where filmmakers are taking established children’s properties and turning them into horror films.

Barbarian (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10

Here comes a VERY unpopular opinion about this hyped-up film.
Barbarian is just…meh.

Before anyone sends me death threats or condescending remarks, let me explain myself as I often do in my reviews.

Sawed Off (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

What a treat to open with a naked Jody Barton running through the woods and into the arms of his long-lost love, Marjorie (Hamilton) that ends in a bloody scene within tangled antlers grasping his face.

Halloween Ends (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

We started off with 2018’s HALLOWEEN, which surprised a lot of fans and critics by being an actually good reboot for a change (an incredibly rare feat, especially in horror). Then, after much delay (due to Covid), we got HALLOWEEN KILLS, which seemed to be split among fans.

Dr. Lamb (1992)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

Nothing beats a good 90’s Asian gorific fest with subtitles and goofy policemen! However, in this instance…I should have settled for just the goofiness.

Frost (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

The genius of James Cullen Bressack’s stories is his effectiveness of placing you in THE most uncomfortable situation until you squirm.

Allegoria (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10

An allegory (taken from the Italian word Allegoria) refers to the expression of truth or generalization about human existence by means of symbolic fictional figures and their actions. Thus is the metaphor translated onto the silver screen from first time film writer/director, Spider One.

The Black Phone (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

“Jesus...what the fuck?!” (My sentiments exactly, Gwen.)

The Passenger (2021)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10

The Passenger is the latest horror flick to come out of Spain and features a group of strangers that are forced to travel together via a cheap rideshare service driven by ex-pest exterminator Blasco.

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