Teddy Told Me To (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

If you’re in the mood for a derivative of The Funhouse with elevated humor and next to no emotional investment, Teddy Told Me To would be the right choice!  
The Park (2023)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10

The Park is an ambitious little indie movie from first time director Shal Ngo, who until now has done only short films. I’m unfamiliar with his work but am a fan of survival/post-apoc-type movies, so I went in hoping for a decent effort from the subgenre.
Children of the Corn (2020)

REVIEWER RATING: 
4/10

Whether we want it or not, every some years comes another addition to the never-ending Children of the Corn franchise. Since the last movie came out in 2018 it was only a matter of time, but in this case instead of a pointless sequel we got a pointless remake.
Cocaine Bear (2023)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10

In September 1985, convicted drug smuggler Andrew Thorton plunged to his death in Tennessee when his chute failed to land him safely. The cause of the parachute malfunction was due to the $15M worth of cocaine bricks strapped to his body. Yeah, that would do it.