Dread (2009)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


Based on a short story in Clive Barker's Books of Blood collection, Dread marks the directorial debut of producer Anthony DiBlasi, who had previously worked with other Barker adaptations such as The Midnight Meat Train and Book of Blood. I went in expecting very little from the film, and despite its many flaws it kept my interest.
The Willies (1990)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


Legion (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


Legion is a film that I've been greatly anticipating since I read the premise years ago, and the 5-minute restricted trailer only fueled my anticipation. With promises of action, badass characters and a possible epic battle between angels -- how could it go wrong? Hmm... Well, how 'bout the script? Although Legion isn't exactly a movie you see for the story, when you're thrown several plot-holes and a lack of character development, it becomes clear early on that the filmmakers were trying way too hard to make a badass movie and totally forgot about having any sort of proper storyline to go along with it.

The premise couldn't get any simpler -- God has lost faith in humankind and decides to just wipe everyone out. Instead of doin' the ol' flood thing again, he decides to send forth an army of angels to do the dirty work. Amidst the chaos a pregnant woman is close to giving birth to a child whom will somehow be the "savior of mankind". Thus, legions of angels set forth to kill the woman, but have to go through the Archangel Michael and his arsenal of weapons first.
The Children (1980)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


The Children is a great example as to why I love the 80's so much. It's just really hard to go wrong with horror from the decade; even the bad movies are fun to watch! Case-in-point, The Children -- a movie about radioactive kids who kill adults via HUGS!! Yup, you heard right. Apparently a leak at a power plant causes a strange radioactive fog to sweep the roads of a small town, where a school bus full of kids just so happens to be passing by. For one reason or another, the kids are left unharmed by the fog, but can now burn adults to death with a simple touch! And what better way than to fool an adult than by holding out ones arms as if asking for a hug, right?
The Appeared (2007)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


Paintball (2009)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


Shot in English, Paintball is the latest genre effort to come out of Spain, a country that has recently started getting quite a bit of notice from fans and Hollywood in general due to the success of films like Pan's Labyrinth and The Orphanage. Paintball is your basic backwoods survival horror film, except replace a group of young vacationing friends with paintballing thrill-seekers.
Daybreakers (2010)

REVIEWER RATING: 
8/10


Case 39 (2009)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


Tell Tale (2009)

REVIEWER RATING: 
6/10


This is a film that I've been curious about for a while now, as I've always been a fan of the classic Edgar Allan Poe story. The flick adds a modern-day twist to the tale, which sadly didn't really amount to much, as it turned out to be a fairly mediocre movie in the end.
Farmhouse (2008)

REVIEWER RATING: 
5/10


I normally don't bother with straight-to-DVD horror unless it's something that I've been following for a while, but Farmhouse was a movie that was recommended to me by a friend, so I thought I'd take a look. Turns out that this isn't an entirely bad movie, but it isn't very good one either.

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