The Vineyard (1989)
REVIEWER RATING:
4/10
Another night of aimless Netflix browsing eventually led me to The Vineyard, an 80's cheesefest that's the epitome
of 80's cheesefests. The flick was written, directed, and starred James Hong (who is probably best remembered as Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China) as a wealthy movie producer and wine maker named Dr. Po, who throws regular parties at his little island home and has most recently invited a group of aspiring actors to partake and inquire on his latest film. However unbeknownst to the guests, Po plans to use them for his
mysterious rejuvenating elixir that has since kept him alive for centuries.The Vineyard is a film that has it all -- action, romance, horror, oh and zombies! It's just a completely muddled and horribly acted and executed film and not only does all that work against it, but also in its favor! The movie is just so ridiculous to the point of being entertaining. For instance, one of my fav. scenes involves one of Dr. Po's henchmen getting "fired" after he catches him sleeping with the man's wife. The scene pretty much went down like this:
like the movie as much as they did, I did like how it approached the tired sub-genre a bit differently.
as the night grows longer strange things begin to occur. Once one of the team turns up missing, they soon realize that the place is indeed haunted, and its spectral occupants aren't friendly.
managed to be, you'd have to really ignore all the holes in the script to enjoy this.
passerby, who was simply walking his dog. Now the trio are tripped within the confines of the ATM, while the coated man on the outside tries to flush them out.
improvement. This remake does manage to develop certain aspects better than the original, but also falls short in others, making it a good, but not a great remake.
soon learns of the town's ghost story of the "Woman in Black". Apparently she's the vengeful spirit of a woman who lost her own child and now she's determined to kill the town's remaining children.
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