The Coffee Table (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

My first recommendation before watching The Coffee Table would be, do not read up on it. Don’t read the synopsis, reviews (well, except for mine! LOL), plot details, etc. Knowing this Spanish movie involves a coffee table is the only tool you will need for a blind watch.

Realm of Shadows (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
3/10

Realm of Shadows is a collection of mini-tales that merges for a given purpose…to locate a mystical sword for power and control. Realm of Shadows is also the reason that I plan on taking a break from horror anthologies. Where and what is the commonality?

Arena Wars (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

Madsen and Roberts and Wells…oh my! Arena Wars sucked me in right away with this phenomenal cast (let’s not forget the colorful Sheri Davis, Robert LaSardo, Kevin Hager, Robert Donavan and BJ Mezek!) and the immediate action-packed opening, set in “The Big Fucking City, 2045”.

Porcelain (2024)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

Another crazy killer doll flick, huh?
Not quite.
Not at all.

Midnight Peepshow (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10

As many know, I am not hyped up by horror anthologies, so I approached Midnight Peepshow without much hope for a decent plot, let alone enough violence to keep me entertained. However, a pleasant surprise came about during story #2: “Fuck, Marry, Kill”.

Do Not Disturb (2022)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

Jack (Christopher) and Chloe (Laferriere) are typical Canadian newlyweds who take a typical honeymoon to Miami, hoping to reconnect after a miscarriage and apparent money troubles which have been looming over them throughout their relationship.

Beneath Us All (2023)

REVIEWER RATING: 
7/10

Thrilled to see Sean Whalen in a lead role with all the uneasiness of a rural man fostering several children for monetary gain.

Saltburn (2023)

REVIEWER RATING: 
9/10

Lured into a world of elitist socialites in the aristocratic realm of England, Oxford student Oliver (Keoghan) discovers his taste for the greener pastures of life, love, and greed.

August Underground's Penance Reboot

REVIEWER RATING: 
4/10

The third installment of the August Underground found footage reboot is out now and I wish I had taken my lessons learned after suffering through The Human Centipede: The Final Sequence several years ago.
The takeaway?
Avoidance.

What I Meant to Say Was... (2020)

REVIEWER RATING: 
3/10

There are many disturbing horror films that are so tough to get through due to the psychological dynamics, graphic violence, high magnitude of gore and even “based on real life events”. What I Meant To Say Was hard to watch because it was just outright hard to sit through.

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